"The FBI investigated whether any inappropriate behavior occurred, but no formal allegations of wrongdoing were leveled."
= Obama tried to blackmail them but they were Republican so they actually jump naked off a yacht for the fun of the swim, as opposed to Democrats who are building up to something freaky.
"Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), the most senior GOP lawmaker on the Israel trip, censured the 30 lawmakers the morning after the incident, saying they were distracting from the mission of the trip, according to Politico."
They should have thrown fruit at him since he has no authority over any of them, and really, if they are there to jump naked in the Sea of Galilee it's fine, but if they're in a foriegn country on a "mission" without permission from the State Dept. they're really violating the Logan Act.
"Yup, my distaste for Republicans is only outweighed by my distaste for religious people and their outdated views and beliefs."
And I don't like the outdated views and beliefs of secularists, cause if you declare some politician is the highest moral authority you're basically rebuilding the Reich.
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.