Re: Employment

Well I am an employer now. Have been since the start of the Month.

Her contract employee pay is low at first (heck this month I am even letting her finish her studies with the pay intact) but I am paying for 5 months of work starting part time and hopefully ending full time with much higher pay.

I was per item paying Zarf for work but that is not even considered Part-Time work. He edited papers, wrote some stuff for me and did some research.

But as I enter the ranks of employer I cannot help but to think of the misconceptions against employment, businesses, and the rich.


Fact #1: It takes money to employ someone (I do not count volunteers and interns as employees)

Fact #2: It is difficult for a poor person to be an employer

Fact #3: An employee needs to provide value beyond their pay



So eventually people can find out what I pay her due to campaign finance laws but I won't say here. I am paying her a fixed amount plus expenses.

I could not do this if I was poor. If it was for business I would expect a profit from her activities. As a politician I expect some guidance, campaigning, organizing, and other tasks from a Campaign Manager.


Xeno could never be an employer.... he thinks the Government shouod employ and provide for all. Kemp cannot be an employer... he thinks everyone should fend for themselves.

An employer not only wishes to better his/her condition, but wishes to do that with a service, product, or innovation to others and cannot do that alone.


We cannot buy into the meme that business is bad. A business survives by providing something someone else is willing and capable of buying. If they provide a crappy product (The HP Pad) no one will buy it (until they slashed the price to dump it).


While a Monopoly is undesirable in the extreme, normal competing businesses keep costs down, variety up, and quality up.

I am an employer and shall be one again.

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Re: Employment

Fair enough. Although, I find big businesses to generally be "soul crushing." But I credit that to traditional ideas of management.

Re: Employment

is she 1099?

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: Employment

She is a contract employee insofar as we discussed. Is there forms I need to fill out?

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Re: Employment

idk probably haha.  just make sure at the end of the year you send her the 1099 form for the irs instead of a w2.  if shes an employee then you might have workers comp laws to worry about but not sure what the law is there with that.  sometimes people that are independent contractors are considered employees if they have too many ties to the employer such as direction and control and whether or not they work in your office or at home etc

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: Employment

She has a lot of freedom to choose what to do, how to advise, and no office at all.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
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ooo ok probably fine.  but then you arent a real employer!!!  youre one of her clients!

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: Employment

well ok employer in the usual sort of definition.  but not the workers comp definition!

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: Employment

Rofl.

That will wait until I am ready. Though I have no less than three business ideas perculating right now, two of which require real employees.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
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Re: Employment

"Kemp cannot be an employer... he thinks everyone should fend for themselves."

Yeah I'm anti-business and anti-society. I don't think anything an individual can't do should ever be done! I live in a shack I built myself and eat only food I grow!

Dumbass.

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Re: Employment

what are zarf's qualifications?

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I veto that question, as it's asking a disclosure of personal information.  tongue

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Re: Employment

> V.Kemp wrote:

> "Kemp cannot be an employer... he thinks everyone should fend for themselves."

Yeah I'm anti-business and anti-society. I don't think anything an individual can't do should ever be done! I live in a shack I built myself and eat only food I grow!

Dumbass.


Ive got a bunker under my shack :-D

Re: Employment

Zarf was taught at the Royal Acadamy of political mastery, where he only earned a B, thus being relegated to assist others instead of being a master himself.

He further learned as an assistant to the Bilderbergers and found how to work within their plans.

He was recruited to the Iluminati last year as an apprentice which is how I was able to recruit him. As a class 8 I have the right to recruit a few dozen apprentices to my specific mission.

Zarf is also a Mason and a member of the Skull and Bones.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Rofl if being a mason automatically makes you special..... well i wish someone would let me know already. wheres my world domination place .......

Re: Employment

bad pengy! no pro bono!

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Employment

> Bacchus wrote:

> Rofl if being a mason automatically makes you special..... well i wish someone would let me know already. wheres my world domination place .......



deny it all you like, we all saw that Simpson episode

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Employment

Rofl... I am just throwing out his qualifications, I thought being a Mason was a good thing?

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: Employment

if you like satan worshippers!

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: Employment

I thought those were lawyers?

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

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X(

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

Re: Employment

pretty sure satan objects to people withdrawing from his plots because they aren't getting paid

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Employment

No, Satan offers pay for labor. You clearly don't work for the Dark Lord. Communist.

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Re: Employment

"Fact #3: An employee needs to provide value beyond their pay"

"Kemp cannot be an employer... he thinks everyone should fend for themselves."

Erm... an employee that provides value beyond there pay is fending for themselves, you don't think she sought employment to fend for you do you?

Re: Employment

You confuse the point and you confuse Kemp

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
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