Kemp saves squirrels because they eat nuts. They positively devour nuts *soft music starts, patriotic* and Washington is filled with these nuts called administrators, staffers and politicians.
*Kemp fades in and starts talking* Destroying those nuts is important, but a meteor just won't happen, and plagues take to long. What I am proposing is to roast those nuts on an open fire and sometimes crack a hard shelled nut with a bit of fast moving metal.
Now my opponent claims I get my money from DC, and he got it a bit wrong. See DC Comics is my sole campaign provider with their PAC.
And as for name recognition the DC Tribune said "The end is coming, Kemp will win in a landslide!" I think this means they know something.
I am Kemp, and I approve this message!
*Paid for by DC PAC*
Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)