Topic: The Californian Chicken Crisis

I have been sitting on this egg for a while, wondering if anyone *cough*Chris*cougn* would bring it up... but alas, that egg never hatched.

California, in a fit of irrationality, decided that chickens were uncomfortable in their coops and cages. So they decreed a much larger size would be needed.

Needless to say it was as smart as putting a headless chicken in charge of guiding air traffic control.

One company with 60,000,000 chickens determined compliance would cost $240,000,000.

Since when did California think chickens laid golden eggs? Silly goose.



So what will the result be for this company?

It hopes the law might be restored to the way it was... but if not.. then will it be cost effective enough to move to another State, or will they simple slaughter the birds?

Mind you moving requires purchasing land, preparing the infrastructure, and then the transport costs.

I rather think KFC and Popeyes will have a 'one year only' super sale.


Smart of California? Or stupid?


My vote is stupid. Chicken farms outside California will grow, California will kill its own successfull businesses, and increase prices for its population. I call it short-sighted and ignorant.

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Re: The Californian Chicken Crisis

Personally, I'm kind of conflicted on this issue.

On the one hand... I really don't like the type of ranching that exists in places like California.  Specifically, the close confinement of animals to one another (and chicken farms are the #1 culprit on this) are breeding grounds for mutating flu viruses.  Remember bird flu?  Yeah... Chinese concentrated chicken farms...  This is an externality current farming doesn't take into account, and may actually be inhibited in some cases.


That being said, how would such a bill actually affect the industry?  Yeah, it would increase the cost of operation.  However, what beneficial activities would result?  I couldn't venture a guess, but because non-concentrated animal operations don't use cages in the first place, it may be possible that this would give non-concentrated animal farms a leg up against concentrated farms (one thing to remember... concentrated animal feeding operations get a ton of subsidies, both in the form of direct subsidies to pay for capital resources and cleanup efforts, and indirect subsidies in the form of subsidized corn and other crops which are used for feeding the animals).



Yeah, I like stuff that gives these farms a hard time (personally, I think we need to remove the subsidies, requiring the animal farms to legitimately compete with non-concentrated farms).  That being said, given my concerns, this isn't much of a direct address to those concerns (it's obviously primarily intended to fight animal rights abuses, obviously).  It definitely could give the farms a hard time...

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Re: The Californian Chicken Crisis

they need to put alcohol in chicken feed, problems solved plus the meat will be extra tender and tasty

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Re: The Californian Chicken Crisis

just put wires into their brains that make them think they're living in an awesome chicken city

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Re: The Californian Chicken Crisis

> East wrote:

> they need to put alcohol in ________________________




That's your solution to everything, isn't it?

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Re: The Californian Chicken Crisis

according to catholic doctrine, isn't alcohol a direct hotline to our good sheppard?

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Re: The Californian Chicken Crisis

sheppard?
i thought we were talking about chickens sad

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