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oh we went out for dinner like every other week or weekly, it was that I was waiting for her to close the shop that day

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Yell,

Women are very simple. They are people. People form relationships based on the utility they provide them, and your problem is that the ones you invest in believe they can find someone with more to offer than you.

Since you are a nerd and not a social natural (I assume), your solution is getting rich.

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or have a 7 inch penis

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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who initiated the contact? was it always you or more balanced?

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me, i asked her to dinner after flirting

but.

I saw her tuesday and she gave me this hard luck story about her oyster boat, so, I said I'd call the lawyer in Louisiana and ask some questions.

Tuesday 8pm.

So this morning at 7:30 am she calls my phone and asks if I had done it yet, and could I get right on it, because she didn't want to wait to deal with it.

X(

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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lift female...
pull back leg...
drop female...
insert boot in ass as she falls...

She has no intimate feelings by the sound of it bud... Cut your losses and move on.

"I lie down next to an angel, fall asleep and fly with the demons"
I once prayed to god for some planets, but quickly found out he didnt work that way

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its complicated...



no it isnt, thought I'd see how lame that was from the other side.  yeah that is weak.

actually it's fairly simple, except she has my cell # hmm

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Good friends are hard to come by...

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live and learn eh, it's something a lot of good men experience in their lives...

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

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loled at Nove's advice tongue

Honestly Chris I dont think she has love feelings about you, it looks more like she want you as a (friend?) and ask you to help her in her problems. You can either see this like she's abusing your friendship in her favour, so the next favour she asks you to do for her, you can just tell her you only do sexual favours right now. She can take it as a joke (good! 20% chances) or she can directly send you to hell (70% chances) or she can take it serious and acept your sexual favours (excelent! 10% chances).

Your own risk, you have poor chances but not impossible, but she'll probably flee from you after that, so its your risk to lose her "friendship" or stay as you are suffering now.  smile

Now serioulsy, after 2 years she hasnt showed an approachment, maybe she's just shy or not confident about men, but most probable is that she doesnt like you as a lover at all.
sad

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well i learned the most important lesson a man can learn in life

it's her fault

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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maybe she is a lesbian? big_smile

Airwing

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2nd followup call at 645 am today X(

I'm going over there at lunch

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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trade - for - sex

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people who are up at 645am are vampires or IC-players..

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;p

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any updates yellsie?

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i actually forgot about calling on this, been working every day

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I find that to be great news! That's exactly how you treat biotches that don't remember your name.

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Hate to say it Yell, but by the tone of the comment she made, it sounds like she was miffed, or slighly annoyed, or pissed.

What was the dinner for?  Makeup dinner?  Forget earlier plans, and the dinner was to make up for it?

Maybe she's waiting for the key to the apartment?  Did you guys share keys?  Not me per se' but you get the idea.

Seroiusly, something is on the mind.  So...remember one thing, what guys say when it drops sounds like a feather hitting the floor.  What she hears is a giant boulder smashing into the pavement.  What did you do or not do to piss her off?

=^o.o^= When I'm cute I can be cute.  And when I'm mean, I can be very very mean.  I'm a cat.  Expect me to be fickle.

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who knows, i haven't been over there in 2 weeks and I lost my cell phone so I bet she's mad now tongue

I need a haircut tho

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Ah, the old, "well apparently she has a problem, and I don't, so i'm just gonna give her time to think things through," excuse.

Probably wasn't the best option, especially if you two have been dating for?...2 years?  Maybe she's waiting for you to propose marriage.  I mean geeze, if you been dating for 2 years, apparently the relationship is going nowhere.  And until you admit that, there really isn't much to say to her now is there.

Buckle up boy, get on that saddle, and mosey on down to that Hair Saloon.

Oh, and getting your haircut from this girl for 2 years is NOT dating.  You freaky stalker you.

=^o.o^= When I'm cute I can be cute.  And when I'm mean, I can be very very mean.  I'm a cat.  Expect me to be fickle.

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Yell i fail on my confession so wat

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yikes

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