Topic: Droids increased salary
from anouncemetns
The Galactic Overseers Military has announced that it has settled negotiations with the United Droids Foundation ending the nine week long strike. The UDF calls it a major advancement towards droid equality. Under the new contracts droids will get a 10% increase in pay and will only have to pay 125% of their salaries in union dues. Trixy is live out in the field tonight with more details. Trixy?"
"Thank you Michael. I'm here at the GO Military Headquarters and you can just feel the excitement. Lets talk to one of the combat droids. Excuse me Mr Droid. How does this make you feel?"
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"I don't know what you said, but the piston in your hydraulic pump must be fluttering with excitement. As I'm sure our viewers can see they are very happy about this historic advancement in droids' rights. Back to you Michael."
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Now seriously, why would a droid be excited for earning more cash, when they cannot have sex?