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The Galactic Overseers Military has announced that it has settled negotiations with the United Droids Foundation ending the nine week long strike. The UDF calls it a major advancement towards droid equality. Under the new contracts droids will get a 10% increase in pay and will only have to pay 125% of their salaries in union dues. Trixy is live out in the field tonight with more details. Trixy?"

"Thank you Michael. I'm here at the GO Military Headquarters and you can just feel the excitement. Lets talk to one of the combat droids. Excuse me Mr Droid. How does this make you feel?"

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"I don't know what you said, but the piston in your hydraulic pump must be fluttering with excitement. As I'm sure our viewers can see they are very happy about this historic advancement in droids' rights. Back to you Michael."

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Now seriously, why would a droid be excited for earning more cash, when they cannot have sex?

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render, i think you have finally lost it dude. smile

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3 Reply by The Great Eye (edited by Zarf BeebleBrix 05-Jul-2011 01:09:05)

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I will murder you all.


That should answer your question.

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these are not the droids you are looking for yikes

you can go about your business

move along ..move along

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5 Reply by Render (edited by [Render] 05-Jul-2011 04:39:34)

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nah nah, if you increase soldiers salary well they have more cash for party & sex, they can use a new building in ur empire called 'ladies factories'  that enhances the morale of the troops .... but for a droid?? what are they suposed to do with the cash? golden oilers?  yikes

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> Flash[light]ning wrote:

> render, i think you have finally lost it dude. smile

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not being sexist at all btw, you knoe all the fleet commanders are women, and they have also a 'lust center' for relax, ...but droids? sad  dont even exist droidesss, ok I'll use my imagination roll

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8 Reply by Spider Pig (edited by Killas 05-Jul-2011 22:59:58)

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tsk tsk tsk


ps. /me pokes everybody

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smile Hi Killas

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hi!

/me goes back to being inactive

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Hi Killas!  I have to talk to you smile  drop me a msg in SD pls

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forever thats a funny looking australian flag

<parrot> there is also the odd  possibility that tryme is an idiot
<KT> possibility?
<genesis> tryme is a bit of an idiot
<Torqez> bit?

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Yep, it got so embarrassed it changed itself into a New Zealand one smile

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