> Simon wrote:

> Hey this sounds like the guy who threatened to fire everyone if they didn't vote Romney.<<

except the boss is there for himself

and the union is supposedly there for the workers

so its not credible
though it could be true
and you have nothing against it
although you think it criminal

damn you are a beatle lyric

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bye kollop

where you work, they hiring?

I meant bomb their own border towns...gotta get those nasty Turk-killing rebels you know

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if a judge thinks "due diligence" could have found out that 90% of racers are dopers, this thing goes out the window on a statute of limitations suit

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nah here's what would happen

Rugby Player: RAWR! yr worsted yank!
NFL: Man WTF YOU GRABBING MY ASS <gunshots>

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USA! USA! USA!

it's just lucky for NATO that Lance didn't see anything he wanted to rule as dictator while he was over there

If it was rebels the Syrians woulda said so right off and bombed the shit out of the border area in the name of helping Turkey

Ah, but the Democrats have been suing to stop any tightening of poll ID laws as obvious discrimination, since there is no extensive vote fraud it's really just undercover racism

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/cycling/lancearmstrong/9600577/Lance-Armstrong-was-ringleader-of-biggest-doping-conspiracy-in-sporting-history-say-USADA.html

His legacy assured!  This man came from nowhere and ran a flawless multimillion drug & bribery operation in 7 countries for 15 years without a single murder.  I'm in awe.  The Bonnanos and Lucchese must be green with envy. NOBODY pulls that off.  But Lance did it!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

Never. At any distance.

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Zed Lepplin, the Australian cover band

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funneh gifs of a gay liberal pothead brit having meltdown

http://www.buzzfeed.com/dorsey/andrew-sullivans-obama-meltdown-in-8-key-gifs#HTWF2

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The door slowly pushed further open.  An arm slowly raised beside the door.  The arm ended in a fist.  The fist held a suppressed pistol.   The pistol nosed forward, stopped, aimed at the sleeping figure in the bed.
The pistol coughed six times.  The figure in the bed jerked and was still. 

Primo darted forward, threw open the door, flicked on the light.   Einstein stood frozen in the doorway, smoking pistol still pointing at the bed.

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awww I was gonna guess "Benjamin Netanyahu 2 wks into unemployment"

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pretty sure its a sweet potato

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Well you will not see a surge of people born 55 years ago
you known about them for 55 years
if your workplace participation is suddenly ahead of the Boomer retirement wave, you know something stinks

yes he did its just racists causig trouble

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-4969499/saturday_night_live_nci_season_19/

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Its A Trick

They Allow Jaywalking

Across Traffic Circles

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/me chases kingsnine with a giant cartoon mallet

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Karmala Harris? She's more likely to ask for his #

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If that helps you vote for Romney, he'll agree with you Little Paul.  Or not.  Whatever you need.

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some chick was jaywalking while I was waiting to make a left turn
I punished her by ogling her

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no
although I have the hat

and that 3foot high rustica plant outside is not mine