1,951

(189 replies, posted in Politics)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/man-exposes-breasts-at-walmart-365419

A Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday after flashing his breast implants at fellow Walmart shoppers.

Jeremy Owens, 23, was busted following the bizarre incident at the retailer in Lackawanna County. Owens was apprehended after he left the store and boarded a municipal bus, from which he had to be forcibly removed by cops.

1,952

(7 replies, posted in Ideas)

wir haben der fuhrer gesworen

befehl ist befehl

1,953

(6 replies, posted in Ideas)

nah allow defender's droids to attempt to board and capture it

see they lie on a plate with a spool of monofilament fiber, and the laser fires under the plate and sends it spinning into orbit, so the droid comes up near a fighter or transport.  Then the droid duct tapes the fiber to the enemy vehicle, tugs twice on the line, and they winch them back down to the planet.

1,954

(189 replies, posted in Politics)

"It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes" - Stalin

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/68453_4689808840187_1538573156_n.jpg

1,955

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

Romney will give us the edge in WW3 with the slave regiments

Seriously, if we fight by winning hearts and minds with our restraint, yeah, we don't win.

1,956

(20 replies, posted in Politics)

polls don't close on the west coast for another 15 hours from now, they will not call it before then.

1,957

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

sure, the ones that are left.  Victory is the absence of organized resistance.  When the Taliban refuse to stage any combat because the outcome is so obvious, that's victory.

1,958

(38 replies, posted in Ideas)

although goats would be interesting

say 100 goats to a pop point

once agents introduce goats onto your planet you have to cast Dispel Goats or you end up with a barren world full of goats

since tribbles are copyrighted

he...he can't stop busting myths yikes

1,960

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

"They think they get to decide which labels to apply to everyone else notwithstanding the common vernacular. Even if you want to say

1,961

(9 replies, posted in General)

Last year my dad told me he tried to find CJ Cherryh novels on audiobooks  (because he is disabled and  has trouble reading) and none of her titles were available.

So he wrote her and asked why, and she wrote back that the format didn't work for her, and he wrote back that he was disappointed and had been a big fan but couldn't read them anymore

He didn't hear anything else

But now her books out on audio and he bought them big_smile






I found that out last night
I told him to write her and thank her
but tell her she was right
they misprounounced all the names etc.
Eg Chanur should rhyme with manure
and the kif should sound like Larry the Cable Guy "Imma gon cut his headoff and put it onna stick, nobl' hanny Cap'n"

1,962

(20 replies, posted in Politics)

> Justinian I wrote:

> What if David Petraeus seizes Washington D.C. with 300,000 troops and declares himself emperor?<<


Nothing...troops would occupy some states and set up building projects in state capitols, and apologize for everything.  Bill Clinton would declare himself Shadow President of the United States In Exile and make bitching underground videos for release by bloggers in Europe, to the chagrin and envy of square Republicans.  Mitt Romney would declare himself a firm supporter of military dictatorship and ask to become Minister of the Interior.  Obama would declare he always has been a Kenyan and try to become President there too.  Petraeus would declare Clinton a traitor and fail to catch him for 20 years.  Drones would blow up random vehicles in the quest for Clinton.  Leon Panetta would apologize for that on his own.  Newt would declare he always supported Clinton, propose his own Underground Exile Democracy initiative, and get blown up by a drone, because Newt has the infrared signature of Cleveland.  The Religious Right would declare its own revolt, and under that revolt, business would go as usual in 40 states.  Petraues would claim progress against them and a light at the end of the tunnel in 57 years.  The UK would pull out of the US.  France would announce aid to the US government then send nothing.  Cuba would stage an invasion of Miami that would end in the total surrender and defection of the invasion force.  Petraeus would apologize and promise to send them back.

1,963

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

Nuts, Speer solved the fiscal crisis

what got them in the end was the whole Conquer the Earth thing

> [TI] Wendy wrote:

> OK is it poss for mods to get this done? Or it's gonna be Thanksgiving before you know it tongue & we've got Bonfire night here tonight, the time  in the UK we celebrate the death of a Terrorist! By burning his effigy on huge fires & let of lots of fireworks!<<

I like the Catholic idea of building a gingerbread Parliament, calling friends over to explain the CABAL, and then blowing up the cake

1,965

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

or what Weimar & Hitler did...

owe $16 trillion
get 100 billion Euro in cash

link the dollar to the Euro at $200 to the Euro, that converts that 100 billion euro into $20 trillion worth of cash
pay $16 trillion in debt with euros, cash

bring the dollar back to normal
laugh.

1,966

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

Justinian

The consitution charges the Congress to uphold the full faith and credit of the USA.  So we can't constitutionally default

We can amend the constitution...but I doubt it would pass.

In 1906 the Springfield Armory adopted a .30-06 rifle that used a Mauser bolt assembly and paid royalties to Mauser.  When we went to war against Germany the royalty payments were due on every rifle made to fight the Kaiser--they were paid--into a trust fund; Mauser got the money after the war.

In 1941 all royalties to Axis countries were ordered put under US govt trusteeship...W Bush's granddad got busted for acting as a shadow trustee for Axis corps...they wanted Bush to manage the accounts becuase as a shareholder he'd try to make more $$$ whereas FDR's lawyer naturally didn't give a damn about earning $$$ for German firms.

The other trick I've mentioned, have 50 states secede from the USA, keeping DC and Indian reserverations and Puerto Rico and Guam as the United States...which would keep $16 trillion in debts...and the other 50 states would form their own debt-free country. XD

> I Like Trains kid wrote:

> Sorry about the delay.  rl work+getting sick over the weekend sort of undermined my time.  hmm<<

Late

full of excuses

you really DO like trains yikes

jk thanks for the work!

1,968

(338 replies, posted in General)

loudest, meanest, roughest

We got a real type of thing
Going down, going down
There's a whole lotta rhythm goin round

1,970

(38 replies, posted in Ideas)

Start tracking how long people are logged in to each round.

Then add up the log time for the winning fam.

Then average the total log times for winning fams.

That will give you an idea of the commitment players need to have to win at this game.

1,971

(338 replies, posted in General)

Boston baked beans

1,972

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

yes einstein didn't believe in quantum mechanics

@ Noir  my dad LOL'd at your joke

1,973

(39 replies, posted in Politics)

voting there now

1,974

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

Because Speaker of the House John Boehner wanted to force Obama to make a budget deal, it voted to cut the Defense Department by 50% in January, to force Obama to come back to the table and make a different deal.

And because John McCain didn't like cutting taxes forever, he got some Republican pals in the Senate to vote against Bush's tax cuts unless they had a time limit.

So because the GOP is so smart that it keeps those guys around, on Tuesday Barack Obama can lose 49 states, then go play golf until he has to move out in January, and he can raise taxes and cripple the Pentagon just like he always wanted.   Cause the Republicans voted those things into law.

1,975

(20 replies, posted in Politics)

just cause Norway doesn't have the balls to build in hurricane zones X(


ooh good comeback  I should work for the state department



big_smile they've got an opening for me in Benghazi! I start Monday!