1,751

(26 replies, posted in General)

no a melvin-pimp

1,752

(30 replies, posted in General)

1. wtf have you been?
2. did you bring back pizza?

yeah but it was a good snark post

"The Yell, BOOM! I'm not driving one of those gas tanks around."

BOOM?  Your point is nonsensical.  Natural gas does not selfcombust.  It requires some catalyst.  So, already you're lying by omission.  Now even if we posit some mythical hypothetical catalyst that exploded your gas tank, the simple facts of nature and economic life in the USA are this: most of the time, you are not behind the wheel of your car.   So unless you IMAGINE some catalyst that explodes your car and IMAGINE further that it occurred in the infrequent hours that you actually used your car, we are left to recognize that your car will be parked and not exploding.  OF COURSE you're not driving it around then.

IMAGINE me walking away from your exploding car, not-looking-back like James Bond.  Quod erat pwnd.

1,755

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

back in the 1940s the rich loaned money to the government and lived off the income - clipping bond coupons

at 1% interest that's not even an option anymore.

1,756

(26 replies, posted in General)

shaddap oxygen

melvin ain't no selfwhore

melvin a me-pimp!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpr9qvuodVA

1,757

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

They used to do just that.  Read some of the Nero Wolfe books of the 40s, 50s, 60s.  Also the Dow Jones was below 3000.

1,758

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

1,759

(10 replies, posted in General)

African honeybees are more aggressive and when a sentry ruptures its venom sac by stinging, all males in the hive swarm out to assault the victim as opposed to the European pattern of limited response by the nearest warriors.
Also they will pursue for a radius of 400 meters, instead of 100 meters.
In North America,  European bees brought into proximity to African hives, while remaining genetically distinct, began adopting the aggressive social behaviors of African bees.
These "Africanized" bees further spread the social pattern, leading to a wave of "killer bees" north from Mexico, where the pattern originated, into the United States.  It has been halted by the destruction of commercial and hobbyist hives throughout border states, in a "scorched earth" policy to halt "killer bees".

cars run on natural gas!

1,761

(30 replies, posted in General)

um. what the hell do you people call pizza, that you'd add fried eggs and bleu cheese?

1,762

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

"Are you saying Cuba and the USA are the same thing?"

Smells that way since 2008


"Republicrats will never hold a moral authority to go to war until they stop empowering tyrants and oppressing people."

Yeah, like we didn't have the moral authority to fight WW2 until we gave up our colonies and ended Jim Crow.  BOMBS AWAY

1,763

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

"The US needs to GTFO of the region. THEN we'd have a right to bomb them when they blow us up."

Whatever hippie.  BOMBS AWAY

1,764

(30 replies, posted in General)

I'd settle for a loaf of sourdough bread

1,765

(30 replies, posted in General)

what, I like hot pockets, you can nuke them to yumminess

kinda pricey thought


these days I eat a $0.59 bag of Budding lunchmeat.  And free coffee.

1,766

(30 replies, posted in General)

if we asked candidates "How do you avoid burning your mouth on frozen pizza" during the Big Debate, I think we'd all save a lot of time wondering who to vote against

1,767

(30 replies, posted in General)

Probably we're not taking the proper amount of time to thaw it out.  But what the hell, if you wanted a lot of bother then go buy Boboli and cheese and sauce and peppers and ask your mom to make a pizza for you.

BTW those mini pizza bites that you bake in the toaster oven come out crispy and saucy, and yes I burn my mouth with those too.

1,768

(30 replies, posted in General)

> Undeath wrote:

> If it costs more than $2, it isn't a real frozen pizza X(  <


I get what you're saying, but the only thing that costs $2 in california is a cup of coffee

thanks for reading it Arby, I felt like some troll trapped in a cave by snarling wolves

1,770

(30 replies, posted in General)

sounds like your pizza has too much sauce

i tend to burn it, that way I have charred bread with a smear of tomato and cheese, and yes I burn my mouth on that

to know, without knowing...

1,772

(52 replies, posted in General)

hahaha

>>You implied that ROI (with a presumably made up "energy" version) would render oil less profitable than other sources. Yeah, obviously, at some point, since the consensus seems to be that oil forms at a slower rate than the rate at which we use it. So what? That's it?<<

Somebody says something you obviously agree with, and you're pissed?

Thank God you turned that around

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man with no arms

then I shoved him down and took his shoes