The Leader orders it! Our gallant sacrifice will instill heroism in the remaining planets!  Our enemies will shudder to learn the cost of their reckless aggression!

plus it will weed out the noobs, they'll panic and slap that red button all along the line. Do you a favor.

Go to a library and shove a homeless guy away from his porn

40,000 Agents:   HEY/HEY YOU/GET OUT OF OUR WAY/ BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY THAT WE BLOW YOU AWAY/ YAY
PortalCop3: ...I...I can't do this!
PortalCop2: Steady on kid. Them or us!
PortalCop3: I was in Glee Club!

@ Zarf: Europeans let you alter the record to "correct" it

@ Little Paul - if you put a string on the truck it can fly to the roof and back, and then you attach a rope to one end and pull the other end of the string and it will pull a rope up where you couldn't reach and back.  That should be good enough reason!

the only difference between us on condoms, is, I would ban condoms and say "hell yeah I banned condoms and I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL"

you want me to ban condoms, and then say "sorry baby those puritans banned condoms"

and do your assigned homework, watch the clip

Good thing we have a ReichskafteriAmt to decide those things for us all

ReichKucheAmt! Donnerwetter!

after 36 hours driving he thinks he is flying like that

he's got his whole life to live, might as well be free

fight the power

I'd rather sleep

YOU LIE

you keep ignoring the wisdom of the Founders

when all else fails trust in the People

and barter with moonshine

> AdriusAvangion wrote:

> Typical crybaby Republican. Obama won. Get over it.<<

We did.  We forwent the usual rahrah attendant to the triumphant exercise of our glorious franchise, etc., and have settled down to the serious business of bloodying your noses.

>>@Einstien: You sir are the furthest thing from a patriot. Do you really think the founding fathers would approve of you and other Republicans behaving like total douchebags because your candidate lost?<<

What, you mean like joking about being executed for treason?
"We must, indeed, all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately"

Or threatening general violence because we don't trust the majority?
"The people can not be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. We have had 13. states independant 11. years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century and a half for each state. What country ever existed a century and a half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve it's liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it's natural manure."

Or promote violence against our leaders?
""Caesar," said he, "had his Brutus, Charles his Cromwell, and (pausing) George the third (here a cry of treason, treason was heard, supposed to issue from the chair, but with admirable presence of mind he proceeded) may profit by their examples."

Seriously?  What would revolutionaries & traitors think of us?  I don't think you want to know.

>>"You might not like the President but that doesnt mean you have to rip him to shreds at every oppurtunity. How about you get behind and support our president now that hes re-elected?"<<

How's about NO, you crazy Dutch bastard?
" I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic, and we should stand up and say, "WE ARE AMERICANS AND WE HAVE A RIGHT TO DEBATE AND DISAGREE WITH ANY ADMINISTRATION!" - Hillary "Right Wing" Clinton

>>The behavior of Republican senators and congressmen sickens me. Obama could present the world's best budget plan ever and it wouldnt matter.<<
I'm open to the experiment. Let Obama come up with the world's best plan.
The plan he came up with, even Democrats voted down.

>>Republicans would vote against it simply cuz it came from the Obama administration.<<

Harry Reid denies Senate chance to vote on Obama's Plan
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/harry-reid-denies-senate-chance-vote-obamas-plan_665091.html

>> The election is over.  They need to put their personal feelings and politics aside and work together to do whats best for the American people. <<

Since they are in Congress they won an election too.
No part of Obama's plan is best for the American people.

>>The president is one man. Hes not the entire government. Hes not a dictator. Quit acting like the country is gonna self destruct over one election.<<

http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/immigration/item/9163-obama-admin-announces-waiver-program-for-illegal-immigrants

Congress didn't authorize him to do that.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/appeals-court-considers-challenge-to-obama-recess-appointments/2012/12/05/cfd1dfde-3efa-11e2-8a5c-473797be602c_story.html

Congress didn't authorize him to do that.

He decided religious hospitals have to provide abortion pills, and he decided that federal efforts against marijuana should focus on workplace use. That's one man deciding.

>>Einstien....be part of the solution, not part of the problem.<<

Better civil war than socialism.