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ok so this is hilarious to think about. When you sab a portal and fail it says

"Failure! Your agents got caught sneaking around the portal, and xxxx agents died."

Who wouldnt notice 40k people dressed in black with pistols sneaking around a portal!?!

forty thousand people got caught sneaking around and a thousand of them didnt escape...

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PORTAL COP1:  Man, I hate Trek Conventions.
PORTAL COP2: Yeah, 40k people dressed like Klingons and Andorrans and Vulcans just standing around selling models and crap.
PORTAL COP1:  So stupid!
PORTAL COP3:  Since when do we hold conventions at our top secret interstellar transport facility?
PORTAL COPS: ...OH SHIT

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Clearly there is a lot of resources and fleet going in an out.

Dressed as dock workers, customs agents, and WTF.... WE STOPPPED USING SOLDIERS 3 MONTHS AGO! Shit! Stop those intruders now!

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"Welcome to the 30th annual galactic Comic-Con!"

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Portal Cop 1: Good thing i have this Gatling gun up here in the defence booth
Portal Cop 2: Yeah! Just mow down a thousand or two while they all try to escape out of the double doorway big_smile

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40,000 Agents:   HEY/HEY YOU/GET OUT OF OUR WAY/ BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY THAT WE BLOW YOU AWAY/ YAY
PortalCop3: ...I...I can't do this!
PortalCop2: Steady on kid. Them or us!
PortalCop3: I was in Glee Club!

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Portal Cop 1: "Why are they positioning those crates like that around the edge of the portal?"

Portal Cop 2: "Must be a back log on the other side?"

Portal Cop 1: " Damn so many lumpers in here today, who called for the extra shifts?"

Portal Cop 2: "Yeah those unlucky... wait... why are they all running from the portal now?"

Portal Cop 1: *finally realizes their screwed* "I love you stan!"

Portal Cop 2: *shoots cop 1* "Gay mofo!"

*BOOM*

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Portal Cop 4:  ATTENTION PLEASE. CONVENTIONEERS. NOW AT THE KIDZ KORNER FINGERPAINTING BOOTH.  7 of 9, GERI RYAN.  WILL ALLOW THE FIRST 90 VOLUNTEERS. TO AUTOGRAPH HER.
<stampede, screams, scattered shots>
Portal Cop 5: You're a sick bastard, Kowalski.
Portal Cop 4: It's -DUTY-, dammit.

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Another interesting observation


Secret Agent 1: Ahem, I have here evidence those convention goers are agents from "The Yell" and that they intend to sabotage the portal.

Portal Cop 1: No way man, they are teenager Partaxians.com

Secret Agent 2; But it is true, here is the evidence

Portal Cop 2: thanks for supplying this evidence!

*Portal cops gun down many of the teens*

Secret Agent 1: Make sure to report this to your superiors

Secret Agent 2: Could you set the Portal for our Quantumn empire? Thanks

Portal Cop 2: sure thing guys, and thanks for the heads up!

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