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(23 replies, posted in General)

come to Ontario International Airport March 13 2013 and I'll drive you over and you can attend with my mom

only hands to yourself

cause that's my mom mad

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(10 replies, posted in General)

To all the girls I've loved before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before

The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away

To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've loved before

The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away

To all the girls we've loved before
Who traveled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

To all the girls we've loved before
Who traveled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

1,653

(23 replies, posted in Politics)

I think he was being hella sarcastic.

1,654

(54 replies, posted in General)

my moms cat steals my sofa

All Government employees should realize that the process of collective bargaining, as usually understood, cannot be transplanted into the public service. It has its distinct and insurmountable limitations when applied to public personnel management. The very nature and purposes of Government make it impossible for administrative officials to represent fully or to bind the employer in mutual discussions with Government employee organizations. The employer is the whole people, who speak by means of laws enacted by their representatives in Congress. Accordingly, administrative officials and employees alike are governed and guided, and in many instances restricted, by laws which establish policies, procedures, or rules in personnel matters.

Particularly, I want to emphasize my conviction that militant tactics have no place in the functions of any organization of Government employees. Upon employees in the Federal service rests the obligation to serve the whole people, whose interests and welfare require orderliness and continuity in the conduct of Government activities. This obligation is paramount. Since their own services have to do with the functioning of the Government, a strike of public employees manifests nothing less than an intent on their part to prevent or obstruct the operations of Government until their demands are satisfied. Such action, looking toward the paralysis of Government by those who have sworn to support it, is unthinkable and intolerable. It is, therefore, with a feeling of gratification that I have noted in the constitution of the National Federation of Federal Employees the provision that "under no circumstances shall this Federation engage in or support strikes against the United States Government."

FDR, 8/16/1937

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(54 replies, posted in General)

everybody finally lets loose!

It's Tupacalypse!!! yikes

1,657

(54 replies, posted in General)

Rule 2. That's THRICE

1,658

(54 replies, posted in General)

adhering to

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(54 replies, posted in General)

This is me

1,660

(23 replies, posted in Politics)

I'm sure its coincidence that the head of MF Global, Jon Corzine, was United States Senator from NJ and former Gov. of NJ.

1,661

(23 replies, posted in Politics)

Because they're more important than you

MF Global STOLE $1.2 Billion out of customer accounts, transferred it into company accounts and then spent it.  That's a deliberate act.  It didn't seep out like water in a leaky tank.  Somebody deliberately MOVED the money.  But the FBI says, ah, well, whaddya gonna do, yawn.  Nobody will be charged.

well that's no good arby

ya gotta take a loss every year

demand 110% of what you need so they cut you down to 100%

then every decade go bang a table and point out  "Every year for 6 years you been cutting us back, dammit when do we get full funding" and then guilt them into 110% budget

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(23 replies, posted in General)

she took a nosebleed seat after dad and I argued her into it... it's indoors so it should be OK, also, it's really not that big compared to other venues he's done

Beer aficionados are pouncing at the rare opportunity to buy one of the world's most elusive and revered beers for the first - and perhaps only - time in the United States.
It is called Westvleteren XII, and it is often hailed as the "world's best beer" by reviewers and fans.
Westvleteren XII is produced by Trappist monks in Belgium and sold at the abbey of Saint Sixtus in the Belgian countryside. The beer can usually only be purchased by reservation at the abbey - and reservations are extremely hard to come by.
But when the abbey found itself hurting for money for an expensive renovation, the monks reluctantly made the decision to sell the beer outside of the walls of the monastery on a one-time-only basis.
"I think it will be the last [time]," Westvleteren Brewery spokesman Mark Bode told NPR. "They say, 'We are monks, we don't want to be too commercial. We needed some money to help us buy the new abbey and that's it,' Back to normal again."
Beginning today, limited quantities of the beer are being sold in the U.S. and abroad. A number of stores have been sent "bricks" of the beer, which include six bottles and two glasses from the monastery. The gift box retails for $84.99.
"The phone has been ringing off the hook," Megan McBrayer, manager at New York City's Beer Table Pantry, told ABCNews.com. She said the store received 24 cases of the beer and has already sold many of them.
McBrayer said beer lovers are taken with "the whole mystique about it and the rarity of it."
"It consistently rates as one of the best beers in the world," she said. "It's been something that [beer lovers] have wanted for a long time, but it's been completely unattainable."

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/worlds-best-beer-finally-available-173648182--abc-news-topstories.html


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Sure.  The last time.  Oh I believe it.

Unless a blind cripple Protestant Dutchman, cherished for his secular skills, escapes with a bottle of the abbot's personal stock and offers it on the Russian Black Market for enough cash to escape to America.

But what are the odds of that?

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hahah so if you call for the "removal" of your PM for the good faith demonstration to the Queen that your country is defective, you're golden?

>>is there a place for a hooker in the limo?<<

no

she has to sit on my lap

>>They also showed on record, that they ran as slim a department operating cost as possible, and the surplus they had from their budget they would turn back into the general fund each year instead of spending it on things they did not truly need. <<

... why'd they wait for layoffs to come up wtih that?

1,667

(23 replies, posted in General)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Rieu

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(23 replies, posted in General)

My mom is a big fan she always watches his shows on TV


he's coming to town in March


http://www.cbbankarena.com/default.asp?cbba=33&urlkeyword=event-detail&objId=1004

basically I can get her a nosebleed seat about 500m from the stage if she leans forward while standing in it she could probably see him.  She doesn't go to any concerts anywhere and it will be outside in March after 8pm.  That seat would be $64.00 before taxes.

Should I buy it?  what you think

that dog is in the union

1,670

(28 replies, posted in General)

I prefer the internet for downloads

actually no, I prefer courier of a flashdrive.  In a limo.  With a bar.  That's how I prefer to get my data.

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(28 replies, posted in General)

> [TI] ARFeh zee Frenchie wrote:

> There is a special circle of Hell reserved for people who don't seed Gondor.<<

(oops, more of a politics snark)

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(58 replies, posted in General)

I volunteer zarf

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(58 replies, posted in General)

I volunteer KT

gesundeit!

hah jk

o.o it's really happening over here

Einstein has a working stillsuit he made out of a beer helmet and trash bags

he wears it after 48 hour shifts

then he attaches maker hooks to the steering wheel and rides the Maker from on top of the cab

he is a naib of the desert

but like all Fremen he has to avoid towns and their garrisons