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Re: Reasons Cats Suck

So...I'm bored.

Rules for this thread

1. Each time you post, include 1 reason that cats are awful creatures
2. Don't post twice in a row
3. ????
4. Profit

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Cat food smells like sweaty balls

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You just broke Rule 2, n00bface.

Cats put their dirty paws on my car windscreen!

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When you drink water through your trunk does it taste like boogers?

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The first post was a rules post and not related to the rest of the thread X(

Cats like to hide in the engine of my jeep when its cold, so I either check it every morning before I leave or risk my jeep smelling like roasted kitty.

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cats are gay

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cats rock! almost no effort to take care of them.

Leap ahead

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This is me

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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Re: Reasons Cats Suck

adhering to

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Rule 2. That's THRICE

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Re: Reasons Cats Suck

Reasons UD sucks!

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Re: Reasons Cats Suck

*breaks rule #3*

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everybody finally lets loose!

It's Tupacalypse!!! yikes

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> I Like Trains kid wrote:

> *breaks rule #3*


I just felt a shift in the matrix....

Also, cats don't love you, they don't care about you, and they only acknowledge you when they're cold/hungry/pissed that their litter box isn't properly cleaned.

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!!!!

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cats are awesome

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Cats will eat you if you die.

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The Egyptians worshiped cats for far too long, and the evil little buggers are now so used to humans taking care of their every whim that there is very little we can do around them that doesn't make us look like servants.

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my moms cat steals my sofa

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cats are awesome!

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Cats are teh Awes0m3st!!!!

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UD and others are jealous cause cats are smarter, cuter, more self sufficient, and less internet addicted than they are!

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its hard to find their penises

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cats play with things at 4-5 am -_-

not my testicles

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Cats scratch up walls and furniture

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