umm if you yell that in mexico you don't wake up... you hang yourself with somebody else's sweater after punching yourself a lot. there'll be witnesses

the two foot pile of clean clothes on the floor in front of my empty dresser would be awkward to explain

New York - At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York's exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl "Kristen" announced that she would  temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

"I made a serious mistake and betrayed the trust of my co-workers, my many clients, and my pimps," she said in a quiet voice cracking with emotion. "I will be taking a leave of absence to earn their forgiveness, and redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community."

The embattled prostitute did not mention Spitzer by name, and stopped short of offering an official resignation. But longtime sex industry insiders say that it will be difficult for Kristen to return to her post in light of mounting federal wiretap evidence that she had sexually serviced the Governor on at least two occasions.

"It will be hard for her to spin her way out of this," said Destinee Rizzo, editor of the trade journal Executive Concubine."After taking on clients like that, her days as a five diamond, high-roller suite call girl are over. Frankly, with all the press coverage she'll be lucky to get a job as a $5 truck stop lot lizard in Kentucky."

"The big problem now is to keep this incident from threatening the whole expensive whore industry," added Rizzo.   
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/03/amid-charges-of.html

Also, although I learned about evolution in school I didn't learn about genetic evolution vs Darwinism until college.   Although it must be said I went to grade school when Apple II computers were hot stuff and they were talking about how maybe computers could let them do genetic mapping someday.

www.rushlimbaugh.com  and listen over the internet when he's on...9 am to Noon Pacific time

Sad to say, I was listening with my dad this morning and I had to explain what Charlie Sheen meant...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03112008/news/regionalnews/spitzer_has_used_hookers_for_6_years__so_101444.htm

New York Post apparently chatted with underworld sources, they say Spitzer's been buying nookie for at least six years.
If that's true he was buying hookers while he prosecuted people for prostitution
If they can show that's true he's TOAST

just be very careful about how you post the taxes...

Some of you think it is acceptable for kids to have to spend a few hours writing on subjects they don't believe because of conscience.  Granted; but that same situation, having to stand still while everybody else had a minute of prayer, was intolerable oppression according to our courts and it was so bad the courts couldn't wait for everybody to see how bad it was and vote on it; the courts took the power to vote on it away from us. 

As Einstein said there's social pressure to influence government, what makes democracy work is the safety valve that you did all you could short of taking to the hills with a rifle, and you get a do-over in a few years.

your welcome

oh one other thing I forgot because I'm used to it.  buy SPF 30 sunblock, and every morning after the shower, get every inch of yourself with it.  I mean all over, Southern California is just 8 degrees north of the tropics and our summer sun can burn you through your blue jeans.

RVs are very popular with people who can afford them and retired folks with nothing to do but cruise America.   Outside vegas is the largest RV park in the world.  Here's a link of links to help you find parks that cater to RVs, so you get water and sewer hookups, plenty of parking and know the prices ahead of time and can even book reservations

http://www.rv-clubs.us/rv-clubs.html

The part about the science grade is silly, and it is good for students to learn to feed BS to get through required courses with a C.

But the assembly stuff is essential.  I find the first editorialist to be off his nut.  A while ago, Smokey Robinson was kicked off an anti-drug tour because Smokey Robinson got off heroin by going to church and praying through his withdrawals.  He's been clean for years.  But his experience is taboo in our public schools.   Students have the right to gather together to pray---except when that involves representing themselves in public at school events.  Even voluntary opportunities for prayer have been held as "coercive" by judges in courts that open with an invocation.  That is most definitely a loss of religious freedom, and the argument about promoting lawsuits is just too bad.

email a friend with the name of the file, claiming it is full of kiddie porn.  Then have your friend fwd it to the police.  They'll get a search warrant and dig out the data!

Ah well, I had a credit card because my grades were soo good.  I'm still paying that bitch off X(

"Also a different attitude  In the USA, there seems to be a massive fear and paranoia when terrorism is mentioned, but in the UK, when Glasgow was attacked (or rather - almost attacked), even the BBC made a few jokes about it, and when the london underground got hit, there were jokes being texted about it less than a day after... And as for the foiled attempt to blow up half a dozen trans-atlantic planes, that got less press coverage than FA CUP quarter-finals "

I guess over there, if somebody blows up your stuff, you need to show a stuff upper lip and British pluck and it is hoped H.M. Government will take the matter in hand.  Over here, somebody blows up your stuff, you gotta send that bastard to Hell.  Al Qaeda, the Capone gang, the Sioux, the Japanese, whoever.  Because it's your stuff! How's a man gonna get ahead in life, people keep blowing up his stuff?   That's some serious drama right there!

"The biggest terror threat to Canada? I would have t say it's the CIA agents we have working in "cooperation" with us."

I'd rate the fat filmmakers barging into your homes a little higher.