We used 3!

I just farted.  My co-worker next to me said "man, what smells like cheetohs"

she then went to the snack machine, to get a bag of cheetohs

my farts are inspiring

That did nothing to douse the fires of boredom

I'm bored.  I demand that someone tell me a story.

Snicklefrits

Also I'm at work and can't get on irc to express how excited I am.

Also I got yelled at when I got excited here.

Also bye

Nah, I know its not the USA.  I'm from the USA.

It has always bothered me that the bombers are so accurate they hit absolutely nothing but lasers x(

Lol, Jets always has the best information

This makes sense, or rather than just not allowing them to explore put up a message similar to the current message that pops up if your family member is already on the way to the planet giving the option.

Not sure how I feel about the comp side though

I say go back to my grass roots advertising idea from like...3 years ago....and just write www.imperialconflict.com on every public bathroom you use!