damn Fokker! The jobless are ready to riot!
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damn Fokker! The jobless are ready to riot!
? Brits got beer goggles?
Haste frequently hears a Slav calling on Satan, he just didn't realize it was really happening
put that in spanish and send it to your honey
kind of sad what happens when a lonely heart posts a valentine poem in a new thread
uh RIGHT! perfectly healthy and natural behavior, go ahead Loz, and tell your friends
http://www.pcdon.com/-DavidRose-theStripper.wav
Now you can fall asleep across the table from her!
yknow llama if you browse the "Shaving" thread you'll find out what kind of dorks you asked to guide your life...so...maybe...you shouldn't look.
But good luck!
actually, if you "clear decks for action", and your gf even notices hair, you need to step your game up
apparently a whole generation of e-traders...hmmm...what's it take to get a broker's license?
All I shave is my jaw, chin, throat, cheeks, the bridge of my nose, and I clip my nose hairs every week. And every two weeks I have a 1950s military haircut.
I could probably braid my eyebrows.
If--er ahem! When I get married and my wife makes some crack about my needing to shave the tufts of hair on my back or my legs or Big Jim and the Twins I shall put on a comfy bathrobe, lather up soap in a mug with a boars-bristle brush, put in a fresh blade, and come sit next to her whereever she is, put the shaving gear within her reach, and tell her she can start performing her wifely duties... that'll be the end of that!
oh yeah and tip her a quarter when she's through.
actually it would be cool to have the wife barber me like James Coburn in "Our Man Flint" but somehow I think that is right out. Probably because James Coburn did it in "Our Man Flint"
waxing would probably be smoother and who's gonna put a razor down there?
if you were going to do something like that. Me I am a hairy delight for that special gal.
simulated, right??!
Forth The Eorlingas!!
MUHAHAHA
I mean, oh ok.
just out of idle curiousity, what kind of barriers do they put up to stop you from driving into the marathon runners?
oh yeah, can you post a pic of her?
snow in april??
yeah that is a mocking reference to the current Democrat demonization of WalMart as the great corporate evil
if I played enough to have a fam this would be it
http://media3.dropshots.com/photos/449745/20080211/143826.jpg
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Long-Distance-Relationship-Work
http://www.askmen.com/dating/datingadvice/26_dating_tips.html
http://www.lovingyou.com/content/advice/ldr/
http://www.aish.com/dating/wisdom/Surviving_a_Long-Distance_Relationship.asp
good news is, the consensus doesn't seem to be "To Hell With It"
nice poem. Now, there's a gal I like who I plan on giving "Blazing Saddles" for her birthday.
"Look at industrial growth over the last 9 years.
Now look at the Plateau the climate is on."
A nine year climate cycle?? try again
You might, maybe, be able to measure the amount of ionized gases in frozen atmosphere. But if solar energy is converted into heat, there's not going to be a whole lot of fossil evidence of it.
Global climate records aren't comprehensive enough to be a good predictor. Period.
LOL sounds like we should invest in black market imported American dentistry
"Pssst hey mac. C'mere....you look like a guy what could use a new filling."
FEMA did not do that badly in Katrina. Katrina devastated an area the size of Ireland over four states. FEMA is not meant to replace, but augment local response to disaster. Cities and states that were not run by dumbasses did ok. Cities and states that were run by dumbasses got rocked.
At my hotel were pensioners and construction workers and a few business types, a nice cross section of age and economic class, watching folks huddled in the Saints Dome demanding somebody rescue them and bring them food and water. Everybody in our California hotel was in agreement: why the hell would you be so stupid to wait for the government to save your ass? When California gets wasted by a quake we'd sooner be shot than get herded into a stadium and locked in. We'll take to the damn hills and live in rough shacks. Try stopping us!
The answer isn't for govt to act like Walmart, it's for everybody to be that assertive and independent
they're behind the Iphone! er aren't they?
Hmmm BW wanted to stay away from crab...he must be hogging it for himself!!
/mutters like Bogart in "Treasure of Sierra Madre"
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