WMG seems a good bet!

Fed is pessimistic guys. Are you seriously trying to profit every trading day?  If obama farts the stock market bounces.

I could just buy once and leave it alone for the whole game...

this is the most pathetic thread we've ever had on the forums.  cmon guys get em up off the floor and get back in the game!

SCHULTZ!

This is KAOS!!

We do not say "eek"!

HAH when do women allow that?

I don't find that funny at all!

""Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return.  This is a  way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs.  Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself.  Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking.  He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him.  His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. 

Clear away the clutter.  Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper and then run a dustcloth over the tables.

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by.  The husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too.  After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Prepare the children.  Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small) comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes.  They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.  Minimize all noise.  At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum.  Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

Be happy to see him

Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

Listen to him.  You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time.  Let him talk first remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Make the evening his.  Never complain if he comes home later or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you.  Instead, try to understand the world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

Your goal:  Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can revive himself in body and spirit. 

Don't greet hm with complaints and problems.

Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night.  Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

Make him comfortable.  Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom.  Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes.  Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity.  Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness.  You have no right to question him."

Switch the gender around--that's what a man in the 2000's has to do for a different date each week!  At least Mrs. Whitebread got 50% of the house and a sure shackup that night!! X(

Actually this is a famous fake from the 1990s.  (you could tell because no housewife mag of the 1950s would tell Mom not to get mad about Dad being out all night--that doesn't sell irons!  Instead they always explained that he did that because he was confused about how wonderful a wife he had at home and there were a few simple things she could do to make him lose the desire to stay away, involving processed foods from the sponsor.)

Dont your balls throb with power?  I let it rock me to sleep most nights. Womwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwomwom

I think was against Marxist-leninism that said communism was to be achieved via violent overthrow of capitalism and followed by a dictatorship of the proletariat

I'm pleased to report the formation of the Stoolie Ratz Boys & Girls Club has cost us nothing, since nobody joined-- but since we started false rumors of membership the kids are turning in anonymous tips like crazy.out of self preservation!

Yeah the writing on that blue screen is probably important

I have same problem with Masters Of Orion 2 on My XP computer. My dad hs XP and it works flawlessly on his. My suckass computer doesnt want to read all my graphic card memory. I have an old computer with WinME on it for my older games

I tried using an old digital camera--"old" meaning 2001-- and it stopped my XP computer from finding my sound card. Im gonna buy a laptop anyway and when i do I'm a get Marcellus Wallace on this XP

Well...uh...I SAID WMG wouldn't be any good until they countered internet file sharing...yeah...that's it...I'm a genius...Ready to guest host Mr. Cramer

"Oh you meant GET your money OUT of Bear! I tought you meant get your MONEY out of Bear!". Haha Pay no attention...to that...man behind the curtain...

Blackwing irl do you still owe taxes on unrealized capital gains at the high water mark?

It's political criticism of one govt. Guess which one.

And you know what Orwell said, all writing is political, even the statement "this is not political" is a political statement. Just one more reason nobody really liked communism