Uwe Boll isn't happy with Wired's review of Postal. We attended the US premiere of the game-to-movie director's latest film and didn't find it especially funny. Boll, in turn, doesn't find us especially funny. Here's the email we receieved yesterday evening:
chris
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and [have dinner with] her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll
PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb [Quaker]
http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/you-dumb-fck-uw.html
YOU PHILISTINES!
Can't you hear the SOUL of this genius cry out even in a simple email? The boiling creative fervent? The total lack of grammar creating a raw energy that hurtles us through the total character of "your mom", who cooks "since 30 years" and "[loves] you" and not mindlessly but in the fullness of God's Creation--"so she deserves it" in this simple sentence uberuwe affirms the essential justice of the universe while reducing it to human dimensions. What a breath of fresh air from the turgid Euroweenie cookie cutter nihilism that has so many of us turning to Bollywood---keep Michael Moore, give us Uwe Boll!
