13,526

(114 replies, posted in Politics)

To get into the US military you have to read and write better than most high school graduates, be drug free, not have anything worse than traffic tickets on a police record, not be in debt, be in excellent physical condition and free of long term disease or joint injuries.

Also you have to be ready and willing to stay that way and freely intend to live away from mommy for three years.

Such people don't end up on welfare in 21st century America.

It is 2008 and every person in the US military either volunteered for a lifetime commission, and chose to stay, or volunteered to serve a term since the start of the Iraq war.

People who say "[o deary me]" and refuse to go get booted out, not imprisoned. The way our fd up country is run, those folks have a better shot at a book deal than the ones who serve.

If we think of international trade as a long-term relationship rather than a pirate raid--- then you are [dear friends] and we're better off without you, being proud people with real self-confidence. And if you were really our friend you'd want us with somebody better.

13,527

(53 replies, posted in General)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dib2-HBsF08
"Network"  anchordude goes crazy.  Back before keith Olbermann this was a far-out idea

13,528

(114 replies, posted in Politics)

yeah I had never heard they were phony.  I heard the networks tried to censor them but not that they were phony.

13,529

(7 replies, posted in General)

2 gig of RAM?  What the hell is the game doing, plotting the path of virtual raindrops??

13,530

(52 replies, posted in General)

Ok what about Sting, Ringo, Paul, Elton John, Mick Jagger performing "Cafe del Mar" on their armpits?  that's surefire!

13,531

(52 replies, posted in General)

I think he'll be back

my reaction as an American was "Who's Terry Wogan?"

so I doubt he's got anything bigger going for him

13,532

(114 replies, posted in Politics)

Well do it then, we need to start arguing about gay marriage and mortgage processing rules and you're interfering!

13,533

(14 replies, posted in Politics)

is the EU court a pack of monkeys?

13,534

(136 replies, posted in General)

I only saw the 2nd spiderman movie...i wasn't really a spidey fan and that was obviously for hardcore spidey fans

they gave doc oc a wife just to kill her off and make him extra sad...I thought Doc Oc was just some jerk with 4 cybernetic arms who wanted $$$$.  Didn't need to create a psychological profile really, just "first you get the arms, then you get the money, then you get the spidey"

and drowning a fusion reaction in water...hoo boy

that movie looked like Spidey was searching for people to take his mask off in front of

I want a live-action Superfriends movie.  It would have the Justice League versus the Legion of doom and show Luthor spending $20 million to steal $500,000 but the Superfriends move the earth back in time to prevent him from being born.

13,535

(136 replies, posted in General)

You Call Him Doctor Jones!!!

13,536

(114 replies, posted in Politics)

"if you pretend no one else exists, why the hell do you want to go overseas to other countries to murder people?"

so they don't exist anymore

Oz imports too much stuff, besides they like to fit in.  I meant China can get by saying "Oh go away"

13,537

(23 replies, posted in Politics)

no that's more like $1.50!! so he made out better by suing in Europe!

13,538

(114 replies, posted in Politics)

The world hates us because our dream ever since the Founding is to pretend nobody else exists.  And because we've made that work really well, with a whole continent to ourselves.  Only China comes close to being able to pull that off.

13,539

(18 replies, posted in General)

wtf Canada

Mexico can't help but take cars out of USA  without  paying anything

13,540

(18 replies, posted in General)

Why not buy one in USA then and drive it up?

13,541

(53 replies, posted in General)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DUEj_GL9gY
"Patton" I believe this is called a "detente"

13,542

(43 replies, posted in General)

there's something very wrong when Indiana Jones looks like my old man

my dad prefers it that he looks like Harrison Ford tongue

13,543

(18 replies, posted in General)

Kelly Blue Book private party price for a 2004 Honda Civic DX sedan with 78K miles, excellent condition:  $8,605
http://www.kbb.com/KBB/UsedCars/PricingReport.aspx?YearId=2004&Mileage=78000&VehicleClass=UsedCar&ManufacturerId=18&ModelId=123&PriceType=Private+Party&VehicleId=2677&SelectionHistory=2677%7c26106%7c92507%7c0%7c0%7c105797%7ctrue%7c105797%7cfalse%7c105797%7ctrue%7c105797%7cfalse&Condition=Excellent&QuizConditions=

Kelly Blue Book private party price for a 2003 Honda Accord DX sedan 4d with 104K miles, excellent condition: $8195

http://www.kbb.com/KBB/UsedCars/PricingReport.aspx?YearId=2003&Mileage=104000&VehicleClass=UsedCar&ManufacturerId=18&ModelId=122&PriceType=Private+Party&VehicleId=2488&SelectionHistory=2488%7c26106%7c92507%7c0%7c0%7c&Condition=Excellent&QuizConditions=#survey

East is right, you're being hosed

ALWAYS check the Kelley blue book value, it's evidence in US courts

13,544

(77 replies, posted in General)

People who post in Dutch!

13,545

(23 replies, posted in Politics)

I agree actually, that Phoenix sheriff cuts way down on his redicivism rate at the Tent City jail he built.  He has them outside in 50C weather, drinking cold coffee and eating baloney sandwiches and wearing pink underwear

africa probably has more guns than USA

colonization doesn't improve anything

look at Finland

13,548

(20 replies, posted in Politics)

>>liposuction and lobotomy would do wonders to him. i wonder if he could get a discount if the same doctor did both.<<

ffs I don't like Kennedy at all but he's dying, you can stop wiht that crap

13,549

(52 replies, posted in General)

Ok Ringo and McCartney doing a cover of "Yellow"

13,550

(52 replies, posted in General)

Oh. He is?  Hrm.

Hey too bad they didn't do a tontine for the music rights!