Joe Biden? Joe Biden is ready to be President?  All he ever does is lie at people who are forbidden to call him on it, the job is called "Senator".  American people rejected him for 20 years, they rejected him this year too, Obama said "Biden was right, I dunno what I'm doing!" and put him up there.

I'd rather have a newb conservative than a newb pirate who thinks I owe you a living!!

Einstein didn't mean osama

he meant the guy whose pal bombed the pentagon

"William Charles "Bill" Ayers (born 1944) is a professor in the College of Education at the University of Illinois at Chicago, known for his work in school reform and community organizing. In the 1960s he was a radical activist. In 1969 he co-founded the violent radical left organization Weather Underground Organization.

...According to the article, "He writes that he participated in the bombings of New York City Police Headquarters in 1970, of the Capitol building in 1971, the Pentagon in 1972." But the article also states that an example of the way Ayers' book makes his actual role unclear is his description of the bombing of the Pentagon. Ayers also states in the book that on the day the Weatherman group bombed the Pentagon: "Everything was absolutely ideal. [...] The sky was blue. The birds were singing. And the bastards were finally going to get what was coming to them." Ayers' personal role in that bombing is unclear from the memoir, since he both gives details about the manufacture and placing of the bomb but also states, "Even though I didn't actually bomb the Pentagon

>>EDIT: after reading your post yell, i realized there was no real answer to anything in there...  just a bunch of jokes that make you look like a joke
is that your way of getting out of unexplainable situations?<<

It's perfectly explainable.  Obama has been in session with the US Senate exactly 146 days, he was a community organizer and a state senator, and YOU said that was enough to manage nukes.  So now you're stuck with it.

She is a governor, I know for some odd reason you guys want to say "mayor of a village" she is a governor, she hacked her way to the top of the state machine and only 50 people can manage that trick in the US.

You got a pair of 8s and a mess and you're up against a FULL HOUSE, Queens over Jacks.

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So says the Lawgiver zoz!! Ook ook ook hurrah!

"

>>in the likely chance of being asked to take the office with ZERO ZERO foriegn policy experience, what do you think palin will do?
Obama has the judgement, and Biden has the experience and the judgement
McCain has the wrong judgment and the experience but Palin has NOTHING<<

Obama showed this summer he doesn't have the judgement.  "Russia invaded Georgia? BOTH you guys need to show restraint!...uh...well maybe Russia be more restrained cause it invaded Georgia than...uh...umm...uhh"
"All ZERO ZERO is equal but Obama's ZERO ZERO is more equal than others"

>>Yell that wound was healed, during the convention, and this statement of yours SHOWS that McCain is nothing but looking for votes with this pick, McCain prior to today has ONLY met Palin ONCE, ONCE before in his LIFETIME..which i might add is QUITE LONG<<

WOOT the gal doesn't love the sputtery old fart, give him hell Sarah!  Kick his liberal meandring ass back inside the fence! Four years of that, gal, and we'll crown you in 2012 and to hell with his 2nd term.
I am glad McCain is looking for votes among experienced executives, state governor and proven WINNER
"wound healed during the convention" my ASS. ask around

>>he has NEVER worked with Palin, where as Biden has worked with Obama, they are both familiar with each other, they can work together and it has been prooven, <<

That sounds to me like the Same old Politics

>>we have yet to see if McCain and Palin can even work together, anyways the fact that McCain is only doing this for votes will show to Clinton supporters and women like it has for MANY MANY women already, tune into CNN for those views..that McCain thinks women are stupid enought to think that just cuz she's a women she can lead...they have OPPOSITE views for crying out loud<<

But so many oh so many value a woman working and getting ahead and raising a family too and being proud enough of being a woman to thank Hillary for fighting for all women. bwahahaha
and you know many women who didn't agree think the #1 job of the woman voter is to elect ANY WOMAN

>>and we come back to judgement again<<

woot

>>Obama picked Biden because he can work with him, and Biden brings the 30+ years of experience,<<

and the business as usual and the corrupt politics--the guy stole a biography from a scotsman, that is really SAD

>>McCain picked Palin for the votes...she brings nothing more to the table...<<

she's a fiesty proud conservative, she spat on that damn bridge to nowhere, and she rides a harley

>>and now i'm DEEPLY concerned, thinking that if McCain does get the white house, and if god forbid something were to happen to him, how can Palin, being a pagent queen/sports broadcaster/mayor of a town with 6000 people/ governer for less than 2 years of a state which is frozen half the year and has only about as many people as texas
..how palin could lead a nation of 10s of millions of people with the world situation being as it is, and the threats being as high as they are, and america being the superpower of the world<<

By babbling about change and vaguely messianic utterances about how we are the ones we been waiting for, of course!
oh you're screwed, you're oh so screwed, you should have slammed her for being conservative, but the talking points came down and you hit her EXPERIENCE  oh bwahaha you're SCREWED, you think women heard that before in their private lives, so sorry Mizz but you lack the experience of the MAN with the same resume we're gonna hire anyhow...ahahahaha you're SCREWED out of your own mouths you are DAMNED

>>HOW...HOW could Palin LEAD???<<
She done it fella.  Alaska may be small but it has an AG and a state assembly and plenty of DAs and mayors and two senators and some congressmen and she hacked her way through to be the governor.  No matter what your state there's always only a dozen or so real contenders and she made it.

>>and if your counter for that is Obama doesn't have experience either, i'm..rather than debate(since i want this issue to drive the thread) just guna say Biden brings that foriegn policy experience and they work well together..they're rounded <<

Mr No Surge, Mr Split Iraq into Thirds, Mr lying snarl...oh yeah he's got the mojo...btw is that Obama's answer in the debates?  "I don't know but lemme call Mr. Biden...I got him on speeddial...Joe?"

>>McCain/Palin ARENT!!<<
So true, the old fart is for the heave-ho, I think that is why "republicans" are disappointed at the pick, it shoulda been a "pragmatic" like Romney who would bend in the wind...bwhaaha....never underestimate the Power of the DARK SIDE, the Right Wing flaps again!!!

"Babies...Guns...Jesus...Hot Damn!"  Rush Limbaugh @ Sarah Palin for VP

Despite your Obama rahrah, he remains basically TIED with McCain.

MILLIONS of Hillary supporters were voting for a woman, period.   They were mad at Obama for denying a WOMAN a shot at the White House.  They were double mad that Hillary wasn't VP.  So picking a woman for VP probably got McCain millions of those votes.

Further she is a very energetic conservative so that makes conservatives very happy.  I know plenty who want them to win and then deny McCain a 2nd term and nominate Palin in 2012 which could happen.

And in the news today in USA, McCain just about shoved Obama's speech off the radar.

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I don't think there's any asset requirement in my state...

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"attraction poles"??? we're frickin ground zero in the final Battle for the Planet of the Apes

pirate day has sacked our rants sad

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http://homestarrunner.com/commandos3.html

I liked that parody of the TV show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMdGCWRLhQ

nice catch blanco nino

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Arr, tis true!

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6400 - 12000 Euro??? That's INSANE!!

http://www.sos.ca.gov/business/bpd_forms.htm#lp

paperwork forms are FREE, state filing fee is $70 nonrefundable

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it adds some phrases out of nothing me buckos

Fine Glad, who do we shoot in Africa t' implement democracy instead o' ethnic warfare?

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wtf happened t' our comments??

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>>2 loafs o' bread, 2 - 3 packs o' sliced turkey, a jar o' peanut butter, a jar o' jelly, a bag o' apples, a bag o' potatoes, oatmeal, tuna, a 24 pack o' bottled water, 2 half gallons o' milk, a bag o' oranges,  2 bags o' (whatever type) salad, 6 pack o' yogurt <<

OK but what do ye eat after Wednesday?, with a chest full of booty?


Nolio, they REDEFINED obesity since 1990, they call scallywags obese in 2008 who were not considered obese in 1988 at th' same body mass.   Same reason AIDS "spiked" in th' 1990s...

Kosovo is o'er?  Yeeha let's leave then.   EU can guard it with yer toy soldiers.


We ha'nae done as well as WW2 because we foolishly renounced th' wholesale slaughter o' cities.

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"so ye be sayin' russian should just stay still like a chicken waitin' t' gettin' cooked, yo ho, ho or that russia should just be defensive an' not offensive an' only american can be offensive an' get in position an' prepared fer a possible undecided future invasion o' russia?
Yaaarrrrr!

i wouldnt be comfortable if me neighbor whom i had a conflict with had a gun in his house.  i would certainly try t' do anythin' possible t' defend meself from any possible intrusion by that scurvey dog.  an' same goes t' russia an' US."

Includin' kickin' down th' door o' yer neighbor an' tyin' that scurvey dog up an' preparin' t' ambush US from HIS attic?--because that is what Russia threatens t' do t' Polan', shiver me timbers

"The russians should just roll o'er an' han' russia o'er t' US/UK.They shouldn

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yikes
well yes

curve thinks its kewl

we're not kewl we're ontime and efficient

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I have a dying blackberry and I'll replace it with a Blackberry

u should probably get a blackberry

no its a US joke

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants
bartendar asks "is that a steering wheel down your pants?"
and the pirate says...

be ye pirate or be ye leprechaun
arr
/dies under pot o gold

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my town is historic too...but the food is OK. there's a 4 star hotel downtown iwth a steakhouse if you want a $100 steak, but I get by on Applebees

btw how much does it cost to set up a corporation in Brussels?

trained to what, fire Stinger missles?  that was in 1981, if a Afghan was 15 in 1981 he'd be 35 in 2001 and 43 today kinda old to be humpin it up a mountain

tell Brown to dump Karzai then as a puppet

"Democratic government that you put there? Very democratic "

Yes it is.  We just provide a forum where they won't be shot for arguing who leads.

"Why would some AQ organisation come back? And come back from where?  And come back to where? A nice mountain in Afganistan?"

To escape living like an escaped goat in a cave?  And build a new army and kill some americans?

"They have their laws, even though they may be bad, each country has the right to have their own"
Our laws say we can go there and bomb them, pls don't judge us for being different tongue