No challenge is beyond us!

BTW how come banks dont offer 50 year mortgages?  Hardly anybody lasts out a 30 year loan and they're amortized so interest is paid up front, so why not a 50 year spread of payments?  It would be cheaper and in volume quite profitable.

Hmm lets have a war with Canada and lose, let the British Commonwealth occupy and renovate us for a bit, then we'll revolt and form a more perfect union. I believe the name "Republic of Zaire" is free for use.

Of course $10 trillion in debt by the former regime would become toilet paper.

Hmmm. Is there a downside?--Oh right, our Congress would be dissolved and sent home and...no thats another positive step

Hurrah for the House Republicans, they wont go for it.

Some doofus on the radio filling for Hugh Hewitt said House Republicans "cant be so naive" as to rely on private capital to save US banks

He apparently forgot thats the source of the $700 billion under the Paulson plan, the US govt doesnt have $700 billion to lend so it was gonna sell bonds.

So all these hoarding banks have to do is make an offer as yummy as a Tbill. Some equity and voting rights might do it.

Each day I get more and more pissed at this "crisis".  Banking gets a lot of perks and privileges because we decided it cant be cut-throat, it must be responsible and cooperate in the national interest. There's laws preventing businesses from using the word "bank" in their title unless they do a ton of regulations. Thats a lot of protection for these banks. What cooperation are we getting?--a threat to hoard cash and let credit dry up and the economy collapse-- that is of course unless we pay SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS (pinkie kiss)

Well screw them. I say we go to 200 global billionaires, get a down payment of $500 million from each of them, and form a new bank with $100 billion in assets and NO bad mortgages. You think that sucker wouldnt get a lot of pennyante action on Wall St?  And it could start making loans that US banks dont feel like making. You think they might get a change of perspective?  It could probably happen by Thanksgiving. Cost to taxpayers $0. Of course it also screws big K Street donors so they'd squeal, but I got a trillion reasons not to give a damn.

he warned us all with the Senior Emergency Broadcast System

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not his fault we all tune that out

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True!  Vocab points to soth!

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has taken this thread into dangerous territory

Uh that is what Bush said a week ago...

Wall Street Journal reported cash reserves by banks was normally 2 billion dollars, last week it jumped to 90 billion. And they are loaning out at nearly a percentage point higher than they get it from the Federal Reserve.

So it is not that they lack assets, they just imagine there's an unknown degree of default about to hit them and they're hoarding.

I disagree with the expert official opinion. I dont see this as the crisis of the century, the pattern was repeated in 1987 and 1999. The main problem is sloppy banking buying unknown loans and mutiny by the Federal Reserve, that was supposed to coordinate to avoid such selfish hoarding contrary to the national interest.

Now we are asked to destroy our budget, give a permanent guarantee to slipshod hucksters, and maybe socialize wall street too if the Democrats have their way.

Better to do nothing, take a quarter's recession, and let Arabs and Japanese make the loans US lenders wont dare make.

"hmhmm! Indeed sir! But this is actual coin of the realm.  With one of these you can buy ten dollars worth of talk."  Kaspar Gutman, "The Maltese Falcon"

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We should do nothing and let recession smash some crooks.

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luckily we're here to add piratic lingo as needed! Arrrrr!

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Arr me buckos!  Pirate day be here'n our hearts! Yo ho ho an' a bottle o'rum!

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was bullied by a kid in school until he brought the bully to class frozen in carbonite for show and tell and then became class president

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It's asinine.  He should have just gone back to Washington and yakked to them AS PART OF HIS CAMPAIGN TO GET ELECTED PRESIDENT.  Or is he acting as Senator from Arizona to establish the powers of the Obama Administration?

I don't want a bailout anyhow, and I feel sure nobody is spinning their wheels waiting to hear from McCain.

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McCain made no apologies yesterday.

"I was referring to my prison guards," McCain said, "and I will continue to refer to them in language that might offend some people because of the beating and torture of my friends."

McCain made it clear that his anger extends only toward his captors. As a senator, he was one of the leaders of the postwar effort to normalize U.S. relations with Vietnam.


aha well that's ok then
we still make fun of Krauts too

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I find it odd McCain would say he would never forgive "the gooks" when he forgave "the gooks" 15 years ago to great fanfare

You didn't read my post Glad.  She's for a bridge to that island.  Just not one costing $700 million in federal money.  Which she killed by not building it.  And how can she stop all earmarks, who would say that? It's Congressional privilege.

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When did McCain say that?  McCain went back to Vietnam in 1990s and shook hands with the Commies and worked to normalize relations.

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No females in this thread?

>>Trying to add 10 more pounds but it's hard <<

Shut up X(

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt9Q-WQnduc

Found it in 15 mins of reading your post! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

I never saw the ad or heard the song before.  But if you Google the lyrics it leads you to the song title by Air Supply, and you can look up the song in Wikipedia and it lists pop-culture references to the ad.  Then you can search 4chan or youtube for the ad itself.

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failed to conceal the reason

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I'd still rather watch an hour of UNEDITED Chuck Jones Looney Tunes features

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Yeah the whole Chiing Dynasty wasn't as great as the Ming

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CERN announced the smasher is out until spring

they yanked too hard starting the two-stroke motor and cracked the plastic casing around the spark plug

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rocks on

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The American who refuses to trust any candidate has demonstrated his interest and viewpoint as surely as a voter who marks a ballot.

Jesus we could never fine people who didn't vote...would break our economy!  Dead people and cats couldn't afford it!