11,926

(53 replies, posted in General)

Mira como ando DODGERS
Por tu querer
Borracho y apasionado
No mas por tu amor

Mira como ando muy bien
Muy dado a la borrachera
Y a la perdicion

Tu
Solo tu
Has llenado de luto mi vida
Abriendo una herida en mi corazon
Tu
Tu solo tu
Eres causa de todo mi llanto
De mi desencanto y desesparacion

(Mira como ando DODGERS
Por tu querer)

Solo tu sombra fatal
Sombra de mal
Me sigue por dondequiera
Con onstinacion
Y por quererte olvidar
Ay ay ay ay y ay
Me tiro a la borrachera
Y la perdicion

Tu
Solo tu
Has llenado de luto mi vida
Abriendo una herida en mi corazon
Tu
Tu solo tu
Eres causa de todo mi llanto
De mi desencanto y desesperacion

/sobs
/finishes beer
/pulls covers over my face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDAV2CfcUVc

sing along with me!
/chugs wine

11,927

(28 replies, posted in General)

Master of Orion 3 was buggy and broken.  I conquered 286 out of 287 planets in the galaxy (I know, because I #'d them all in binary, UBERCOOL) and went to conquer the Antarean main world, and...
krap
my tech tree froze
286 worlds each made 20 worthless ships a turn and I could NOT scroll down beyond the first 100, I had to scrap 5612 ships every turn, they would NOT make more than 3 troop transports a turn.  My whole fricking galaxy had less troopship capability than the ANZAC at Gallipoli
and my infantry died in combat like ants storming a furnace
I played for 400 turns beyond my galactic conquest, I could Not Win.
then they modded it into suckiness with 500 different online "patches", "fixes" and "mods" so you could NOT find an online game for more than a week before people quit to try the "better" version
and multiplayer combat ALWAYS bugged out, it didn't quit to black screen, your ships formed a circle and danced for you....

but still
top honors must go to Force Unleashed

I have never actually played Force Unleashed
I have watched a friend try to play it 3 times
It has crashed each of those 3 times
and he says he has tried it dozens of more times and it crashes sooner or later
it is the most damn annoying thing to watch ever
right now he is at a level where you get strafed by TIE fighterson a bridge while you use the Force to draw down a star destroyer to crashland, with about as much effect as if you tried to levitate a 747 irl
because it bombs.  he looked online and yep it tends to bomb there
Most. Annoying. Ever.  And I owned and played that legendary ET game in my day

Force Unleashed is fun to mock though
Me: Why is that planet full of junk?
Pal: It's the junk planet made of junk.  When the Empire has scrap metal they take it there and dump it.
Me: But...Imperial ships always drop their garbage BEFORE a jump
Pal: STFU

11,928

(132 replies, posted in General)

I'm inspired

I'm gonna go to a quilting bee and denounce cloth

but he has a point, binge drinking is wrong

and if you got Chimay it's expensive, because they don't make big enough bottles

11,929

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

mocked my Halo skillz

11,930

(14 replies, posted in General)

I've heard about that scrotum damage thing

try sitting on your BUTT

11,931

(8 replies, posted in General)

"commie" is US slang for

A Communist
A 4th Internationalist (trotskyite)
A maoist
A marxist
a Marxist-Leninist
a eurocommunist (praxis by parliamentary democracy)
a socialist
an environmentalist
a liberal
a hippie
a yippie
a Democrat
an old lady who feeds squirrels
that weird guy in the choir
a community organizer
a Protestant who doesn't shout
a Catholic into "social justice"
nonreligious Jews
lawyers
people who let others make left turns while you wait behind them to continue straight on a green light
fans of American League baseball
Belgians

11,932

(82 replies, posted in Politics)

is it any of YOUR business whether we mind our own business?

so whose business is that?

socialism justifies dictatorship?  Teachers forced to swear allegiance to Chavez?? party paramilitary murdering protestors?

11,933

(165 replies, posted in Politics)

"more money, or reform?"

"both"

what a nub

"control costs, or expand coverage?"

"both"

yeah why didn't we think of that?  Idiot.

new federal agency, will do new chores like regulate insurance operations federally...but we'll cut costs and reduce bureaucracy? what a poser.  US federal bureacracies can write their own rules, invent their own procedures...congress doesn't draft their operations manuals...

McCain FINALLY asked him why Govt is always the answer...

Obama, ultraleft and very nooby, Biden one of our great statesmen...HA

I have to think that Obama has lasted this long because he lucked out, he got to run against McCain

11,934

(8 replies, posted in General)

Considering you're an avowed commie, this confirms some "smears" !

11,935

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Should know im stuck playing handmedown halo on a handmedown xbox and that stupid captain shoulda hoarded some grenades and ammo and healthpacks instead of just grabbing his pen0r waiting for me to shoot his guards

11,936

(134 replies, posted in Politics)

Capitalism? 

What's that?

If rich conglomerates can raid the treasury, thats more like "the King's favor"

11,937

(15 replies, posted in Politics)

Of course, it's invented by Fox

Although they are in the tank for the Phillies

11,938

(77 replies, posted in General)

don't huff peppers, it could kill you

11,939

(132 replies, posted in General)

This is why a Belgian will never be UN Secretary General

"As I gaze upon the representatives of the human race gathered in the spirit of cooperation, I am struck with sadness that I alone, know what really good beer tastes like"

11,940

(88 replies, posted in Politics)

You science majors?

I never learnt formal speedreading but i never put in a 12 hr day in college except finals weeks

11,941

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Sings "somebody stole my gal" meaningfully

11,942

(77 replies, posted in General)

Its a good pizza! Be a weird calzone though

Eggs and tabasco is NECESSARY

Maple syrup and breakfast sausage works too... OI Alch! Fix up some for the Belgians!

11,943

(290 replies, posted in Politics)

Ummm if its all the same to you sir I'll just get on with my shouting and stamping

RESISTANCE...IS...USELESS

11,944

(88 replies, posted in Politics)

My history teacher posed in adsfor 976 gay sex chat lines

When i told a coworker he rofl'd and yelled, "some folks went to the school of hard knocks, but you went to the school of hard ..."

11,945

(134 replies, posted in Politics)

Yeah US is doing that too

This guarantees that next time, banks can avoid even moderate risk to themselves by choosing to do nothing until governments are panicked into offering guarantees of all bank loans.

Wtg dumbasses. Spending money you'll create later by selling bonds IS NOT stability

11,946

(290 replies, posted in Politics)

Whatever, all you foriegners demand a bailout, its called "kyoto"

"Stop USA, stop producing so much it kicks our ass, we want to catch the global warming fairies"

Obama is certainly your guy

Now our task is to throw monkeywrenches so he doesnt get away with much

11,947

(53 replies, posted in General)

Dem bums sad

Where were the beanballs?

11,948

(88 replies, posted in Politics)

The Cuban Missile Crisis is

A) when JFK stood up to Kruschev and doomed the USSR's attempt to become a truly global power
B) when the US military succeeded in wresting control of policy from the state dept, setting the stage for US inolvement in Nam
C) when krushchev duped Kennedy into accepting castro and scrapping a missle class along the soviet border of Turkey at no cost to the USSR
D) all of the above

11,949

(77 replies, posted in General)

apparently people think pineapple and canadian bacon on pizza is weird.

11,950

(132 replies, posted in General)

I think US misbehavior these days has more to do with kids not getting beat with a belt when they run wild

Builds character
Show me a man whose parents didnt spare the rod and there's a guy who takes care not to get caught and cant be beaten into giving up his pals


Actually the best beer is free cold beer