the zenith of sexual function-me! <belches>

From hell's heart I curse AL ball

For hate's sake I spit my last breath at AL ball X(

IntraCanuck bigotry is an ugly thing

The women look like Jack kerouac?

I have never read kerouac and probably never will, the "art" of the 1960s counterculture is the keening whine of the individual demanding freedom from conformity;  it is my glad freedom to refuse to listen to it.

"I am a soul" says the beat poet, "come journey with me"

"No thanks," says I, "for insisting on your own dignity and genius is repression equal to the draft. At least the war might end someday"

"Your soul must grow through exposure to alternative value systems" replies the guru

"The notion you have anything to teach me is presumptuous and mistaken. I learnt how to shout "me me me" as well as you do by age four" says i

"You sadden me, I weep for our common culture"

"Me me me"

"What will you pass on to future generations of our angst in a time of false dichotomies"

"Me me me"

"How will you avoid repeating the errors of the past, the squares who try to turn souls into cookie cutter corporate clones--"

"Me me me"

"Will you shut up and act with some goddam respect for others?"

"You sound like your dad"

"THATS IT rawr"

You can disagree with the Catholic Church to the degree the Catholic Church permits and still be a Catholic

If you hold being a good catholic is not the same as being a good christian you "went off the reservation"

The Christian faith is not about achieving a state of consciousness like Buddhism, its a relationship with a Holy personality Who gave teachings 2000 years ago

The worst beer i drank was in Minneapolis, this contractor from next door to our hostel took the whole gang of brokeass students over to a bar for pizza and beer, because he wanted to nail this fraulein on wanderjahr, but when he struck out without reaching first base he denied he was gonna pay anything and we had to come up with $150 on the spot

So that beer suddenly tasted like piss

Fortunately I had a new credit card so I was the hero and I got to first base

"A rro gance (a ro gans) the act or quality of being arrogant; haughty; undue assumption; overbearing conceit.

Arrogant Bastard Ale: this is an aggressive beer. You probably wont like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest you stick to safer and more familiar territory--maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you its made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing your words as you read this.

The Brewery: located in North County, San diego we are a small, honest brewery wwith unrealistically high, yet cantankerously unwavering standards. We concentrate on creating the most satisfying big character ales imaginable, by using only the finest natural ingredients.  And lots of em!  Its an approach that leaves many bewildered, but it works for us Arrogant Bastards, and we're the only ones that are worth satisfying.

Comments or questions?  If you dont like this beern keep it to yourself, we dont wnat to hear from any sniveling yellow beer drinkin wimps, cause this beer wasnt made for you. "

So hoppy as to be tart, comes in a big 1pt 6 oz bottle. No metric measure. 7.2% abv. I cant feel my toes. My balckberry is swaying around my fingers. Yell lie down, sleep.

Yeah Politics aint for the rookies

/checks for snipers

/sprints thru the burning rubble back to Politics

Congrats Undeath!

/glances approvingly at world dominating rant with a Mussolini straddle

/notices his very silly avatar

/weeps hot tears of shame

Somebody mentioned IC? Oof

Pacman? Well you have to remember Pacman came to a country that thought pinball was the most ingenious edgy date entertainment since whipping nickels at walnuts. When pacman came out people still took a trowel to the park and buried a tin can to pitch washers into.

I pitch a mean washer myself.

Paulson has said right out that in working with the G20 we are trying not to take "unfair advantage"

=we agree to subsidize socialist europe

That is the whole point of WTO and kyoto, to prohibit the US private sector from destroying socialist states in europe. The only reason.

And now "Republicans" make that policy.

YES stagnation, we arent even CLOSE to eurozone umemployment and interest rates and the man in the street is hollering "Depression!!!"