11,301

(6 replies, posted in Politics)

big_smile

""Once there was a girl who lived in Garowe," 100 miles from Eyl, Jama said. "I loved her. I tried to approach her many times, but she rejected me. But since I became a pirate, she has tried nine times to get with me.

"But I refused, because I'm already married.""

Yeah ok Jama.  We all know this means "OK I banged this high school sweetheart right? But she keeps hanging around and I can't have that cause I got a wife. Uh, I love you honey."

Jama is so screwed, you can't even tell him "run away and join a pirate crew"

11,302

(160 replies, posted in Politics)

>>Saying "kids or animals can't give consent under the law" is no argument, because gays can't consent to marry each other under the law too.

> consent as in: legal condition whereby a person can be said to have given consent based upon an appreciation and understanding of the facts and implications of an action (using this the same way "age of consent" is used). Since children and animals legally don't have the (full) ability to do this, my argument stands.<<

No, because you suddenly FEEL that's more vital a law than laws against homosexuality doesn't mean I have to share your feelings or be "disproved".

>>Anal sex is measurably more likely to lead to rupture than vaginal intercourse.

> 1) this isnt life threathening, it heals and 2) who cares, if people know the risks.. you might aswell forbid wearing high heels because the risk of falling is bigger. let people take their own risks.<<

You complained there wasn't medical evidence anal sex is any worse, and a rupture where bodily fluids enter the bloodstream CAN BE life threatening.  What you meant was "there's no medical evidence I consider politically significant" which I can't argue, since political rules can require you to believe medical absurdities.

>>If staying up all night playing the computer is a defining characterisitc of a protected class not a neurosis or a choice, then firing people for napping on the job is discrimination, and if you don't agree you're a BIGOT.  QED.

> napping on the job leads to decreased productivity and is a violation of your contract. Being gay, having a homosexual relationship or marriage doesn't do harm to anyone but perhaps bigots who feel they should have more rights. QED.<<

Extending benefits and discounts to people who aren't legally married is surely a higher cost.  I think paying out money you shouldn't have to is a "harm".  Pay me $5 for that answer or fess up to your bigotry.  Also I'll sue you.

11,303

(3 replies, posted in Drafting)

???

11,304

(6 replies, posted in Politics)

Forget Depp: Somali pirates risk all for riches, women
NAIROBI, Kenya

11,305

(6 replies, posted in Politics)

arr
because indonesia won't have china down there?

11,306

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

will be a woman soon

11,307

(62 replies, posted in General)

actually I meant once the bulk of humanity got eaten or zombified then they'd move away from our town

my friends and I have discussed the need for a real American zombie movie

First 10 mins:  ZOMG zombies!
next 20 mins: the cast implements their prepared zombie plan and shoots the hell out of all zombies in sight
next half hour: they get bored waiting for zombies, form a  posse of survivors and go a huntin zombies
CHIEF: do you solemnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America, the Constitution of the State of California, the Geneva Conventions, the boy scout law, and all the laws pertaining thereto?
ALL: F*** NO!
CHIEF: Let's roll!
<Bob cranks hand siren>

after a half hour of car stunts and firefights they roll onto Edwards Air force base (where they land the space shuttle)
Blackhawk pilot: Yall hunting zombies?
CHIEf: Yep!
Blackhawk Pilot: Pile in! ya can shoot out the doors!
<Bob cranks hand siren>

they chase down frantically fleeing zombies from the air
Chief: they hiding under that overpass!
Pilot: yah, fire a tv-guided missle at em
Chief: roger that!

and get word the USA is gonna drop a nuke
Chief: hey they got their hands up! They surrendering!!
Pilot: we gotta keep em penned up near ground zero! arm the hellfires!
Chief: wooooohaaaaa
<bob cranks hand siren>

bill gets a phone call
Bill: It's my baby! she in trouble
Chief: Bill she cheated on you two years ago, forget her
Bill: No, she always loved me, we gotta save her
Chief: here boy
Bill: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Chief: SAVE YERSELF

movie ends with a nuke going off on the horizon as the men enjoy cold beer and hot barbecue

11,308

(160 replies, posted in Politics)

Saying "kids or animals can't give consent under the law" is no argument, because gays can't consent to marry each other under the law too.

Anal sex is measurably more likely to lead to rupture than vaginal intercourse.

If staying up all night playing the computer is a defining characterisitc of a protected class not a neurosis or a choice, then firing people for napping on the job is discrimination, and if you don't agree you're a BIGOT.  QED.

11,309

(95 replies, posted in Politics)

Where's the output that plugs directly into my optic nerve?????

11,310

(62 replies, posted in General)

You and your friends never figured out what to do if zombies attack?

1. Get to joe's house along with all my pals
2. Help joe tote some of his 15 rifles, 6 shotguns and 20 handguns and dozens of thousands of rounds up Box Springs Mtn
3 burn off brush on a peak of the mtn and set up camp
4 set up a perimeter 250 yds out with torches
5 shoot every living thing that crosses the torches, any zombies or suspected zombies in sight, any interesting animals, nosy humans, low flying aircraft, UFOs, US Presidents (clearly some sorta trap) nuns (also gotta be a trap) etc.
6 sneak down when things die down and work on converting a pickup into an armored car with a firing platform

11,311

(49 replies, posted in General)

"No stop touching yourself"

"Wow you know a lot"

11,312

(49 replies, posted in General)

Yeah but they have more experience with your physical peak

11,313

(3 replies, posted in General)

Crazy bastards, you get on a bald hilltop and fight them with napalm and rifles. Just like the Chinese army.

11,314

(95 replies, posted in Politics)

if you had a bigger monitor you'd see what hand sign I'm flashing you!

jk

11,315

(38 replies, posted in General)

Chuck Norris doesn't have breakfast.  Breakfast has Chuck Norris.

11,316

(49 replies, posted in General)

hey I'm 34! so...um...guess it is old.

11,317

(49 replies, posted in General)

Hmm this belongs in politics because...deci's sex should be regulated in Brussels, pro or con?

On a lighter note, a collection of Bush shoe animated gifs

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html

kinda sad, Boingboing hosted the first collection and didn't realize they paid for bandwidth use...

So what if they spawn like Zerg? Burn em.  We broke the back of Shinto suicidal aggression with industrialized slaughter, didn't we?  This isn't rocket science or IC research points calculation.

11,320

(49 replies, posted in General)

Deci hunts cougars big_smile

11,321

(95 replies, posted in Politics)

its wierd but true that if you havea  bigger monitor and play a FPS you have a wider field of sight.

11,322

(49 replies, posted in General)

Some gilfs are hot

Btw I believe it is "milfs date deci" since I'm sure they have the initiative

11,323

(160 replies, posted in Politics)

Hmm who did wilt chamberlain play for?

Consider where it started

That is a categorical lie by encircing enemies who have violated us for a thousand years until providence gifted us with the leadership to strike back!  Ultimate final victory is over the horizon!  Glorious mods, we proudly stand before you and joyfully salute our common destiny!
W00t!
W00t!
W00t!