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Topic: China to fight pirates

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gB7YMEDuCwwY9ncDOtPAkEI4-H2wD95591700

Basically China is going to send warships to help battle piracy off the coast of Somalia. Who would have thought it?

I guess just like the Russians they needed something to act upon:

"The announcement came a day after a Chinese cargo ship's crew

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Re: China to fight pirates

They need ninjas.

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Re: China to fight pirates

Why not in the Strait of Malacca?

The inmates are running the asylum

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Re: China to fight pirates

arr
because indonesia won't have china down there?

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Re: China to fight pirates

Forget Depp: Somali pirates risk all for riches, women
NAIROBI, Kenya

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Re: China to fight pirates

Screw that, where do *I* enlist??

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
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Re: China to fight pirates

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""Once there was a girl who lived in Garowe," 100 miles from Eyl, Jama said. "I loved her. I tried to approach her many times, but she rejected me. But since I became a pirate, she has tried nine times to get with me.

"But I refused, because I'm already married.""

Yeah ok Jama.  We all know this means "OK I banged this high school sweetheart right? But she keeps hanging around and I can't have that cause I got a wife. Uh, I love you honey."

Jama is so screwed, you can't even tell him "run away and join a pirate crew"

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