postmodern western civ is a mental disorder

sheesh I gave it to you guys on a plate!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/727/robertdonner2.jpg

Pam Dawber!

Knows Lost should end with Tony Soprano beaching his yacht on the island and everybody dies from a Cylon 50 megaton warhead

I'm Mysterion!

hey I'd rather be a virgin for life than a froufrou sissy worked up over delivering mutual orgasms

in fact I think there's a causal link there

I admit this thread is a failure

that opening sermon is nowhere near repetitive and annoying enough to match what we got in #mod

Ok I misremembered, point was

contest + "new Toy Yoda hardeharhar" = $$$$$$$

http://buelahman.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/ex-hooters-waitress-outraged-over-toy-yoda/

My friends were dying watching the latest South Park. "Remember Ray?" Dave said, and Ron nearly choked to death:

10 years ago Ray was dating a stripper.  Dave called Ray's answering machine as Mickey Mouse.  "You bastard!" he squeaked.  "I been following you, and I know! You been ****ing my girl Minnie! I saw you ****ing her through the window! Stay away from that ass or I kill you mutha*****!"

Ray called Dave asking if he knew who pranked him. "Got no idea!" said Dave in the Mickey Mouse voice. "You asshole!" shouted Ray.  "My girl got the message and thought it was real, and she socked me in the mouth and left me!!!!"

1. A guys nose aint a stem cell.

2. You don't hear much about stem cells therapy because they tend to create tumors and in the parkinsons trials, made people WORSE

3. Vp candidate john edwards promised if Kerry was elected then Christopher Reeve would walk, which is now only slightly less likely. So that is why Americans view the whole thing as not only mistaken but fraudulent.

4. It turns out that fat porkulus bill nobody read before voting contains 1996 language banning federal funding of any procedure that destroys embryos, so the President's executive order is cancelled out. Wakka wakka waaa

BW is in New York and $30,000 is subsistence level income in New York.  New York is on the cutting edge of inflation, they are stupid that way.  Now we, in California, I don't say we're on the cutting edge of inflation, because our legislature is making actual war on our economy.  Urban sprawl, power grid expansion, adequate roads, adequate health care, and affordable housing are all problems that CA is about to quench once and for all!!!  Give us another five years and this state will look like the inside of that wall in "Escape from New York" only without the high rises.

In most of the country $30,000 is a decent wage.  I do okay on it, although I can't buy a house or outright buy a car with that kind of money in CA. 

So yes, $30,000 is lower income AND middle class income.  Such confusion is what happens when you have a true continental economy.

The joke is, by sponsoring an offer and having him fulfill the offer in reliance of their performance, collegehumor.com and/or the University of Maryland owe him $500,000. 

This has come up in other phony contests.  Such as the one where 50th caller to a radio show won a "new toy Yoda".

What G Money has joined, let no man separate.

Because I can't treat you however I damn well feel at the moment.  Or expect you to tolerate it. Or that you'll act, in my absence, in a predictable fashion.