• Posts: 3,985
  • Tag points: 373

Topic: practical jokes

I'm not really a fan of practical jokes, as they're usually not quite funny and mostly painful :s
This one is different though!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI7AUgp5fPI

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

0 Dislike 0 Post Points

  • Posts: 2,453
  • Tag points: 4142

Re: practical jokes

its nais tongue

<@Nolio> Ilu was the man back in the day,he even made monkeywrench and arganon look good for half a round =p
<@iluvatar> it is my grandest achievement
<@Nolio> *half a round  =p
<@iluvatar> still
* Final_Doom is now known as Thanks_Iluvatar

0 Dislike 0 Post Points

  • Posts: 3,304
  • Tag points: 25

Re: practical jokes

The previous one was also nice

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

0 Dislike 0 Post Points

4 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 18-Mar-2009 15:00:38)

  • Posts: 14,366
  • Tag points: 68

Re: practical jokes

The joke is, by sponsoring an offer and having him fulfill the offer in reliance of their performance, collegehumor.com and/or the University of Maryland owe him $500,000. 

This has come up in other phony contests.  Such as the one where 50th caller to a radio show won a "new toy Yoda".

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

0 Dislike 0 Post Points

  • ~E
  • ~E
  • Player
  • Offline
  • Posts: 2,241
  • Tag points: 17

Re: practical jokes

lol

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
Evil Dark Ninja Hargora

0 Dislike 0 Post Points

  • Posts: 14,366
  • Tag points: 68

Re: practical jokes

My friends were dying watching the latest South Park. "Remember Ray?" Dave said, and Ron nearly choked to death:

10 years ago Ray was dating a stripper.  Dave called Ray's answering machine as Mickey Mouse.  "You bastard!" he squeaked.  "I been following you, and I know! You been ****ing my girl Minnie! I saw you ****ing her through the window! Stay away from that ass or I kill you mutha*****!"

Ray called Dave asking if he knew who pranked him. "Got no idea!" said Dave in the Mickey Mouse voice. "You asshole!" shouted Ray.  "My girl got the message and thought it was real, and she socked me in the mouth and left me!!!!"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

0 Dislike 0 Post Points

7 Reply by The Yell (edited by Chris_Balsz 19-Mar-2009 01:04:58)

  • Posts: 14,366
  • Tag points: 68

Re: practical jokes

Ok I misremembered, point was

contest + "new Toy Yoda hardeharhar" = $$$$$$$

http://buelahman.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/ex-hooters-waitress-outraged-over-toy-yoda/

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

0 Dislike 0 Post Points