JESUS: Love God with your whole heart, and love your neighbor as yourself.  That is the whole Law.
DORK: Ok so does that mean I can have sex with my neighbor's wife? Because that's like Love.
JESUS: What? No!
DORK:  But you SAID love her.  That's what you SAID.
JESUS: Not like that.
DORK: But you SAID it.
JESUS: I also said Love God with your whole heart.
DORK:  I can do both.
JESUS: No you can't.
DORK: You just don't agree, that doesn't mean I can't.
JESUS:  You can't, and I'm here to see you don't.
DORK: Why not?
JESUS: So you fulfill the promise of Love of God and your neighbor.
DORK: But you won't let me love my neighbor.  I asked you and you said no.
JESUS: Look we go back to the Law which is to love God, and, love your neighbor.
DORK:  You're not making sense.
JESUS:  If you focus on loving God and your neighbor it all clicks.
DORK:  Well my focus is just having fun.
JESUS:  That will get you banned from my father's Kingdom.
DORK:  Why?
JESUS:  for ignoring the Law
DORK: Your law sucks
DORK: I hate to tell you but 99.99 % of folks ignore it
JESUS:  many are called but the chosen are few
DORK:  huh
DORK:  ok what if I jerk off thinking about her but I don't touch her
JESUS: No that's just as bad
DORK:  HOW????
JESUS:  how does that follow the Law?
DORK:  so what?
JESUS: that's what its all about
JESUS:  the Law, love God + your neighbor
JESUS:  we all just want you to follow the Law and have fun following the law
DORK: no you are picking on me
DORK:  you are on a power trip
JESUS:  just doing my job
DORK:  u suck
JESUS:  whatever