10,251

(75 replies, posted in Politics)

depends which half of the southern continent you check

and the arctic ice is right there, some very red faces when people used Google Earth to discover a sensor had broke free and drifted into the Atlantic "oh noes no floes...uh...oh wait"

10,252

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

tried to form a family of ninjas but failed to find a ninja banker

10,253

(69 replies, posted in General)

That hairy growth on your face

Bearded ladies are named "Fred"

10,254

(63 replies, posted in Politics)

hmm I might be off, I think it may only be half that

10,255

(1 replies, posted in General)

I thought everyone had heard

10,256

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Works full time

10,257

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

By trying to void security agreements they've probably cost us a few hundred billion. Even China NOW honors security contracts, or just doesn't give one

10,258

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

That depends on your point of view. Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full, some ask wtf you talkin about.

10,259

(63 replies, posted in Politics)

Sonar bouys. If they cost $1 million each you could get 32000 for the price of one of our hunter subs

10,260

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

He's just feisty

10,261

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

its what Brits got that wont let em drink from the can

10,262

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

ok wiseass, name three.

10,263

(75 replies, posted in Politics)

Well good thing Democrats won, they can put our house in order.  As soon as its safe to stop printing money to restore confidence.  Besides, where else is China gonna go?

Americans want people who won't lie their asses off and sadly neither party has many. 

"Climate restoring to balance" welcome to OUR side, the side that rejects the baloney that a steady increase in global temperatures cause by industrialization will continue unabated from 1992 to 2012 unless we freeze emissions to 1990 levels.  AKA "global warming" and if you don't mean a steady increase in global temperature because of industrial gases altering the ability of atmosphere to disperse heat then don't say you support "global warming" cause you dont.

I can't move to the beach, the California Coastal Commission puts up a three-year delay in any construction within a mile of the beach for all the permits.  Can't sacrifice our precious beach!  It's a beach.

10,264

(42 replies, posted in Politics)

sentence her to OD on heroin

10,265

(63 replies, posted in Politics)

Our airforces used to be pissed if the Axis only sent 4:1, it cut down on your chance of going ace

10,266

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

None.

10,267

(32 replies, posted in Politics)

who's aint?

10,268

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

should have watched GI Joe: Resolute on Adult Swim instead

10,269

(69 replies, posted in General)

I could see Primo being named "uranus"

10,270

(42 replies, posted in Politics)

I remember when that punk got sentenced to caning in Singapore for keying cars, i felt the same way...if he's guilty, screw him

10,271

(42 replies, posted in Politics)

suppose she gets a fair trial and is found guilty?

10,272

(42 replies, posted in Politics)

her mom says she's not the sort to deal in drugs but she is the sort to run off to Laos?  I couldn't get to Laos if I wanted to

10,273

(75 replies, posted in Politics)

well said

10,274

(75 replies, posted in Politics)

Yeah imagine I pay attention to what Gore said in 1989 when he was banning CFCs

Your straightline greenhouse theory is BUST.  Charting the hydrosphere is beyond even tetraflops computers

Yeah but she aint been deported yet

They haven't even made her a citizen by act of congress

Guess they're hoping she dies before they do anything