9,751

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

Is satisfied with the knowledge that C is for cookie

9,752

(81 replies, posted in General)

also you have to tag the runner with the ball in the glove, so its important you really have a grasp on it.

9,753

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

wants a cookie

9,754

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

made me post something I deleted

9,755

(14 replies, posted in General)

You're supposed to celebrate his last party as a bachelor

When he's married he's not supposed to go party as hard

Oh yeah but keeping him able to get married in daylight

No arrests injury or VD

9,756

(81 replies, posted in General)

In baseball if the ball is caught the batter is out and they have a chance to tag out anybody who left their bases

If the batter knocked it into the parking lot and a fielder made it out there before it hit the ground it would be an out

So that's one reason for a bigger glove

9,757

(67 replies, posted in General)

good jokes

9,758

(126 replies, posted in Roleplay)

1 Dave let us roll a spot check to see if we NOTICE the peril before it strikes

2 if we notice it then we have to roll Sanity to see if the sight of the peril incapacitates us

3 if somebody fails sanity they get a lower sanity threshhold; and if they suffer catastrophic insanity then they might drive onlookers insane

4 once that's out of the way those who are able to move can react to the peril

5 the peril does physical or mental damage

6 roll to see if the peril's damage affects sanity, repeat #3

if they DONT spot the peril then the peril strikes and start at #5

got your betty ready?

9,760

(10 replies, posted in Politics)

seems a clear phony, I don't know what a 'Kennedy Bond" is supposed to be.

a bond note that big would probably not have a paper certificate at all, just an account number.

http://www.treasurydirect.gov/tdhome.htm

9,761

(34 replies, posted in General)

Uh, making people projectile-poop their own pants is generally held to be banned warfare

9,762

(34 replies, posted in General)

what about a panzerfaust?

9,763

(24 replies, posted in General)

excuse me, turisas isn't that bad, or that earbleeding sample of HAL 9000 being raped by a vacuum cleaner at the start of this thread, THAT isn't that bad? You'd only pay for it a few times?

were you dropped on your head under a jet engine as a baby?

9,764

(81 replies, posted in General)

"Baseball has less patting than cricket because the ball is more likely to be directed towards the batsman in cricket than baseball, especially at the batsman's legs which is the biggest, most obvious piece of padding in cricket."

you obviously don't watch much baseball.  I loved Don Drysdale doing radio for the Dodgers, whenever either team had a pitcher throw a beanball, Drysdale would spend a half hour explaining why every pitcher MUST keep the batter in fear of the plate whatever the rules say about trying to hit batters on purpose

"At least cricketers can actually catch on their own without the need of a novelty sized glove to help them out"

haven't seen cricketers leap fences to catch stuff

9,765

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

said something I don't understand

Apparently the French govt decided internet access is a basic human right

So 404 errors are war crimes?

9,767

(46 replies, posted in General)

but the German parliament is full of insane mutant simians who ought to be shot

eerie parallel to Farcry

9,768

(193 replies, posted in Politics)

Sure, he could kill 1 guy with a knife and then get shot

9,769

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

rolls with his crew for the cookie action

9,770

(2 replies, posted in General)

do you mean the Stuka dive bomber iwth the sirens on the wings?

its technical name is the Trumpet of Jericho, in German jericho trompete

it's actually quite common, Hollywood stole it and uses it for the supposed whine of any aircraft going into a dive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irj_jxVxClA

9,771

(81 replies, posted in General)

we have baseball which is much more fun and has less armor

well it used to be

now we have corporate Little League X(

actually US sports only survive by raping local cities for tax concessions and loan guarantees and govt-subsidized ticket sales, while enjoying exemption from US monopoly laws

9,772

(34 replies, posted in General)

> ..Nemeara.. wrote:

> just offer them mentos and coke smile



that's biological warfare!

9,773

(9,083 replies, posted in General)

was at the mall wondering why Frenzy stood her up

9,774

(128 replies, posted in Politics)

that's "extremist!" 

we can compromise on killing 'most" surely

9,775

(23 replies, posted in Politics)

But, if Michael Moore had fallen and suffered a spinal injury while filming that interview, he'd have an argument why a fat man in his late 40's should consume a disproportionate segment of the NHS budget as to be treated.