951

(24 replies, posted in General)

in the paintball rules I play with you don't fire at short distances (say one or two meters), you simply yell "FIRE!!!" first and the target of said cry has to give up, usually they shoot anyway out of reflex and it can hurt like hell at such short distances

952

(9 replies, posted in General)

I dunno it has its advantages

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20100104/twl-new-year-s-revellers-stranded-in-sno-b910669.html

953

(8 replies, posted in General)

I'm betting that this is a link to manboobs so I won't click it

muhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha your plan has failed

954

(4 replies, posted in General)

if it crashes it would create a desert the size of france, so if it's calculated to crash into the sahara I'd also say let it crash

955

(13 replies, posted in General)

thank you fokker for redeaming this thread smile

956

(34 replies, posted in Politics)

did he bow before his rightful sovereign her majesty of england?! X(

957

(11 replies, posted in Politics)

is the chinese leadership amongst those 200k legitimate copies or the 400k pirated copies? tongue

958

(19 replies, posted in General)

hihihi

and girliesluts

960

(19 replies, posted in General)

hmmmmm the retailer may refuse to take care of it if you don't show him your invoice, but the manufacturer can't do that since it should be clearly his product. have you checked the manufacturer's website on how to contact them directly? I know when it comes to lcd tv's for example companies like philips have direct contact information

(also the date of manufacture should be deductable from the serial number of your PSU, that might help proving you're still in warranty)

961

(9 replies, posted in General)

maybe his plan was to grope the dear from the rear?

962

(2 replies, posted in Politics)

it's gone! you are a wreck
tears on your pillow, won't bring it back!

nanananana nana nanananana nana

963

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

bwhahahahahahahahaha that's deep man

964

(4 replies, posted in General)

I thought this would be about the former US foreign secretary

965

(40 replies, posted in Politics)

meh there is a lot of small scale and local beer brewing going on in europe too, it just doesn't reach the US market very often because it is... well... small scale and local

966

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

what's the point of this thread? are you inciting genocide?

967

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

however in marriage condoms are a shame of course

968

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

I endorse condoms, especially when humping sluts

969

(40 replies, posted in Politics)

we've settled on arabic

you could start by stealing their food, an eye for an eye makes the whole world bathe in tranquility after all the eye poking is over

971

(49 replies, posted in General)

"heyyy do I look fat in this dress??"
"ummm no you look very good in them, but you know what you would look even better in... these baggy pants baby... ooh yeah baggy pants!"

that is the type of honesty women prefer

972

(49 replies, posted in General)

did you tell this to your escort girls, if so they may not be representative of the general female population tongue

973

(25 replies, posted in General)

Has you?? I did and I like it...

974

(115 replies, posted in General)

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unfortunateleh this link might get deleted due to some graphic imagry

my biggest surprise was that this refueling ship was also the French HQ for the indian theatre.