should put his boobs on the internet

The REAL barack obama was kidnapped and exiled to a hut in kenya

The guy in the white house is his brother Phillipe

wow...

guess nobody in Germany steals vendign machines...

damn anybody wanna form an international heist???

we need two trucks and 2 cars

1st truck through the glass door

2nd truck through the hole, 1st truck crew helps load that baby

Cars A and B lay down suppressive fire and keep the driveway clear

then we can threaten to convert the euros into dollars unless they pay a ransom

we can stow the swag at Primo's

>>my cousin was killed on a Rugby field. He was playing Rugby League I believe.<<

Gah, internal injuries?

>>I can just see people rushing in without looking and then jumping head first, great tactics<<

If you don't duck when you hit, you can get paralyzed when your neck tries to bend in an S

>>If what you say is true, it's as if somehow in the NFL, good running does not result in missed tackles.<<

exactly.  EVERY time a defender can get two hands on a runner and that runner does not go down that is the defender's FU.  No exceptions.

thinks Nemeara fiddles til the end of time?

>>Spin it however you want, football is a horrible, horrible sport. Now, maybe its fun to play, but i
don't understand how you can sit in front of the idiot box for an hour and watch two lines of people
moving back and forth attempting to move a small object from one end of a patch of grass to
the other.

Boring.<<

ohhhh I get it, in soccer they don't form a scrimmage so it's interesting, like watching a sugar cube melt in water?

the interesting part is that you know the guy who will get the ball has some kind of plan, that line is gonna try to move in a planned way so he can throw it to a guy standing at a planned place, or maybe somebody will run past him and grab it and try to run downfield, or maybe the QB means to run it in himself around the line, or maybe even through the line.

And the defense has a plan, maybe a defensive plan to cover the runners, maybe they're gonna blitz the QB and throw him to the ground

if you REALLY know the teams then you know each guy in the line and you got a strong guess what the QB is going to try.  It also depends on whether it's 1st down (he's got 3 tries at moving 10 yards, so that's usually a time to take risks) or 3rd and 12 (either they make 12 yards or they'll probably punt the ball to the other team, so that is probably not a time to try running the ball right through the defense.  Long pass very likely)

so every time they face off it's a new situation, and they might do something so dramatic you'll be arguing about it for 40 years (Immaculate Reception http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZi2ryWsShY btw if it hadn't been the last play of the division championships they wouldn't have gone for it on 4th and 10.  they'd rather concede the ball game than risk injuries   )

Also please note in that video the PROPER way to tackle, none of this groping and falling off.

Al franken is probably gonna be senator from MN

Was the best

Now the king is laurence fishburne

Cause he knows kung fu

Which is it

Arnold shows up

Or

Its a good action movie

spotted the fat guy with a gas mask and a notebook

I wanna try nitrocellulose

I'm an extremist

I am plotting an extremist act

I wanna go to Obama's house

And blow up his toilet