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should know we fear the killer bee

http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama

bwahaha

builds llama jumps in abandoned lots

/me slugs Frenzy and jacks his llama

Judge:  What have we here?
Cop:  We caught this bum pinchin' bananas off a cart!
Judge: Impersonatin' an officer? Two years!

has a red hand-mark on his face

you can make a compressed air rifle out of two pipes and two valves
south korea makes a nifty 9mm that has half the punch of a 9mm Parabellum firearm, fires three shots on a full charge.

is wearing an apricot silk mumu

honk

"In Norway preventive detention implies a sentence of imprisonment for persons who have committed a serious crime and who in the opinion of the court constitute a risk for re-offending. The court states a maximum duration and usually a minimum duration for which the sentence must be served. The offender can be conditionally released after having served the minimum duration period. The court may also prolong the maximum duration. In 2002 "forvaring" replaced the order of "sikring" in Norway. "Sikring" was not a punishment in the judicial sense. The court ordered a sentence of "sikring" when there was a risk of re-offending due to the offender's psychiatric condition or his mental state or abilities. The sentence stated a maximum duration, usually between 5 - 10 years. Each year there was a reassessment whether it was necessary from a security point of view to keep the offender in prison."

It's GOOD that Norwergian judges can hand down arbitrary terms of imprisonment.  It's VERY GOOD. 

was norge'd

in the tradition of this thread I'm just taking nouns and making them into phony past tense verbs