576

(13 replies, posted in Politics)

Don't bitch at me for not building a wall around Bangledesh
go build a wall around Bangledesh and get massive bragging points

Kathleen Sebelius is secretary of Health and Human Services
She spent $350 million setting up the Obamacare website
6 people signed up on the first day
150 people had managed to sign up by the 3rd day
here is a picture of Kathleen Sebelius being given "Web Sites for Dummies" by a helpful Republican
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos … 4057_n.png

578

(698 replies, posted in General)

has 5 typed pages of backstory justifying his half-orc paladin bard

579

(6 replies, posted in Politics)

Meh, the Republican party is as much the enemy of the Right. It stands ever ready to throw in with the Democrats.  Look at Paul Ryan's 20-year balanced budget plan.  I mean, really? I saw Gramm-Rudman die after five years.  I still call Libertarians kooks but we will do more to destroy socialism through illegal revolt than controlled elections, and in that fight the Libertarians are an active vanguard.

580

(5 replies, posted in General)

A decade after SARS swept through the world and killed more than 750 people, scientists have made a troubling discovery: A very close cousin of the SARS virus lives in bats and it can likely jump directly to people.

The findings create new fears about the emergence of diseases like SARS, or severe acute respiratory syndrome. The virus spread quickly from person to person in 2003 and had a mortality rate of at least 9%. Worries of a severe pandemic led the World Health Organization to issue an emergency travel advisory.

While bats have previously been fingered as a host for SARS, it was believed that the virus jumped from there to weasel-like mammals known as civets, where it went through genetic changes before infecting people. Operating on that belief, China cracked down on markets where bats, civets and other wildlife were sold for food.

A Chinese horseshoe bat. SARS-like coronaviruses were found in a colony of these animals in Yunnan province in southwest China. Dr. Libiao Zhang, Guangdong Entomological Institute/South China Institute of Endangered Animals

The new bat-to-human discovery suggests that the control tactic may have limited effectiveness because a SARS-like virus remains loose in the wild and could potentially spark another outbreak.

"It changes the equation" for public health, said Peter Daszak, a senior author of the study and president of EcoHealth Alliance, a group involved in conservation and global health. "We can close all the markets in China and still have a pandemic."

The latest findings, published in the journal Nature on Wednesday, may also help scientists grapple with a more immediate worry. About a year ago, a novel SARS-like virus was reported in the Middle East. It has since killed more than 50 people, and some preliminary research suggests that it also may have originated in bats.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB1 … 3127982886

Or it could be Ras-Al-Gul. Or that Dutch guy making aerosol plagues for the helluvit.

581

(36 replies, posted in Politics)

All Hail Ming!

/bows to Obama

582

(11 replies, posted in General)

yikes  Eurofire!

/calls for smokejumpers

583

(698 replies, posted in General)

was laughed out of ComicCon for walking around dressed as a Centurion and muttering "beedeebee Buck"

584

(11 replies, posted in General)

here Render

you should enjoy this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-5n29HB-8

585

(11 replies, posted in General)

well you speak Espanol

"style"? Palmer dressed women up exactly the same, had them do vampy two steps and explicitly called them whores in teh lyrics "She's so fine/ain't no tellin where the money went"  while the hidden band went through what Dennis Miller has called the "rockemsockem 4on the floor "Takin Care of Business" white male stomp we call a good time"

at least Pitbull allows for playful individuality

586

(20 replies, posted in Politics)

well they are linked in that my criticism of Xeno has been that his ideas

1. lose money from day one
2. require everybody to get involved

and here's Bezos making that pay

CURSE YOU BEZOS! CURRRRRSSSE YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

587

(20 replies, posted in Politics)

i read about a guy named Ponzi who grew the value

until he didn't

588

(20 replies, posted in Politics)

It’s become a quarterly ritual: Amazon reports that it’s losing money, and its investors cheer and hand over more. Pundits shake their heads in wonder. And Amazon’s competitors tremble in existential terror.

My colleague Matt Yglesias once half-joked that the company amounts to “a charitable organization being run by elements of the investment community for the benefit of consumers.” Bezos denied this, insisting that the interests of Amazon customers and shareholders will align in the long run. One thing nearly everyone agrees on, though: Amazon’s ridiculously low margins cannot be good for its rivals in the retail sector, who aren’t blessed with the same license from investors to lose money quarter after quarter.

I don’t have a lot to add to what Yglesias has already said about the company, except to point out that yet another quarterly earnings report shows Amazon increasing its revenue while failing (or, more accurately, refusing) to make any profit whatsoever. This time it posted $17 billion in net sales, reported a net loss of $41 million, and saw its stock leap nearly 10 percent.

What I can add is this rather mind-boggling chart from the statistics portal Statista.com, which drives home Amazon’s uncanny ability to avoid making money in the clearest form I’ve ever seen. Jeff Bezos is like King Midas in reverse: All the gold he touches turns to something else.

Amazon revenue profits chart
Illustration courtesy of Statista.com

In all seriousness, it must take incredible skill to keep spending every dollar you take in, quarter after quarter, even as your revenues grow by leaps and bounds. This past quarter, the company managed to pull it off by blowing hundreds of millions on a techno-utopian campus, continuing to lose money on its terrible investment in LivingSocial, and hiring an incredible 12,800 new employees in just three months. Its headcount now exceeds that of Microsoft.

This coming quarter will pose perhaps the company’s biggest challenge yet, as Amazon is almost sure to see its revenue leap to a new all-time high over the holidays. But I, for one, have confidence that Bezos will find a way to spend every last dime. The man is a true master of not making money.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense … chart.html

follow the link for the fun chart.  Maybe Xeno is right and the rest of us are stupidly stuck in the 17th century when you got paid for delivering stuff and the rich guys made more deliveries.

How long before some gay man takes all the Obamacare data and goes to Russia?

590

(5 replies, posted in Politics)

if I had an office and internet and 10 aviation engineers under me I could invent a new helicopter

591

(5 replies, posted in Politics)

spam

Obama isn't doing those $300 billion no-bid deals anymore Einstein.  Access denied!

592

(698 replies, posted in General)

likes to shove skateboards across the street under moving cars

Key if your area permits families to pay $130 a month then I suggest you only talk about it on the internet

in CA average family cost is $5000 per year

594

(5 replies, posted in General)

she's goin on vacation so my version is most likely

595

(15 replies, posted in Politics)

^^ necessary to keep democracy safe

didn't you read Keys post mustachio

that would have happened anyway

the presence of mandatorydestruction of your existing plan by a government program is total coincidence

and if the Holocaust hadn't happened, 12 million people would have choked on candy bars

existing insurance will be terminated

Obamacare says Sebelius gets to define the minimum basic plan

her minimum basic plan is a unisex leftwing cornucopia

you think a majority of employer-chosen plans cover birth control? Byebye old outdated bigoted insurance plan

598

(15 replies, posted in Politics)

They're Germans

they'll sue the US for copyright violations

then get the goods and do a "Best Of" sextape the month before the election, on themselves

599

(5 replies, posted in General)

singing Trololo while skipping through a tropical rain forest with birdies perched on her fingers and bunnies dancing around her feet

600

(698 replies, posted in General)

told on himselfwith that