451

(187 replies, posted in Politics)

There are four lights.

452

(43 replies, posted in Community)

http://tiny.cc/56pPp

Metal cat is metal.
Arocalex is not.

453

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

> avogadro wrote:
> in the US and GB and most first world countries, isnt growth primarily from immigrants and not from birth rates? condoms wont fix the problem, the only thing condoms would do is make white people a minority in all first world countries. <

  You wish, US and UK have the worst rates amongst 1st world countries for sexually transmitted diseases, teenage pregnancy, uncontrolled population growth.
  Oh, and I hope that neither Nick Griffin nor any of his cronies read your post, the last thing we need is yet another "White Genocide" conspiracy theory from that loon.


> Justinian I wrote:
> The problem is we allow third world countries to exceed their carrying capacity. <

  The population of most third world countries makes up for about 0.001% of the total world population.
__________

If you want to do your country then simply divide your current population by 6.

454

(83 replies, posted in Politics)

Inspired by a report that the population of the UK, currently 60,000,000, will have risen to 150,000,000 by 2040 if the rate of increase stays at present levels. Which it will, because we're stupid.


Population figures adjusted to meet maximum sustainable global population of one billion. Requests taken.

Rank-Country-Present Population-Adjusted Population

1  China[5] 1,333,740,000     -     222,290,000
2  India 1,171,660,000           -    195,276,666
3  United States 307,792,000   -   5,128,666
4  Indonesia 229,965,000
5  Brazil 192,054,000 
6  Pakistan 167,786,500
7  Bangladesh 162,221,000 
8  Nigeria 154,729,000 
9  Russia 141,881,000           -    23,646,833
10  Japan 127,540,000          -    21,256,666
11  Mexico 107,550,697         
12  Philippines 92,226,600
13  Vietnam 85,789,573 
14  Germany 82,002,000         -   13,667,000
15  Ethiopia 79,221,000
16  Egypt 77,279,837 
17  Iran 74,196,000   
18  Turkey 71,517,100 
19  Dem. Rep. of Congo 66,020,000
20  France [7] 65,073,482        -    10,845,580
21  Thailand 63,389,730 
22  United Kingdom 61,634,599        -   10,272,433
23  Italy 60,157,214 
24  Myanmar (Burma) 50,020,000 
25  South Africa 49,320,500 
26  South Korea 48,333,000   
27  Ukraine 46,029,281 
28  Spain 45,967,632                  -    7,661,272
29  Colombia 45,117,683 
30  Tanzania 43,739,000   
31  Argentina 40,134,425 
32  Kenya 39,802,000   
33  Sudan 39,154,490 
34  Poland 38,100,700   
35  Algeria 34,895,000   
36  Canada 33,823,000 
37  Uganda 32,710,000   
38  Morocco 31,602,540 
39  Iraq 30,747,000   
40  Nepal 29,331,000   
41  Peru 29,132,013 
42  Venezuela 28,501,797 
43  Malaysia 28,310,000 
44  Afghanistan 28,150,000 
45  Uzbekistan 27,488,000 
46  Saudi Arabia 25,721,000 
47  North Korea 24,051,706
48  Ghana 23,837,000   
49  Yemen 23,580,000   
50  Taiwan[8] 23,069,345 
51  Mozambique 22,894,000   
52  Australia[9] 21,953,000            -    3,658,833
53  Syria 21,906,000   
54  Romania 21,498,616 
55  C

455

(116 replies, posted in Politics)

> UPINSMOKE1402 wrote:
> wish i had time to read all this but fact is i dont, nhs works! u may end up sat in the w8ing room for 4 hours just to get stitches but i know if i get hit by a bus tomorrow im gonna be rushed str8 in, in my eye the problem lies in our imigration laws, ive met 1 or 2 people who come to the uk for the nhs and the beifits system, they dont work and dont contibute to the working costs of such systems <

Applies to every Englishman I know, and no Eastern European people. tongue

456

(18 replies, posted in General)

> TheBigOne wrote:
> "I live in shared sheltered housing."
what the hell is a shared shelterd houseing anyways? <

Homeless hostel.

457

(43 replies, posted in Community)

I think it's about time we had a metal community.
Again.

Ministry - No We
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBGMW86u1Qk
  I don't normally like political music, I don't normally like pieces created with music placed after anything, which is why I love this song; It's political, yes, but it is a song first.

458

(676 replies, posted in Community)

I think I've found something that we can all enjoy, be we christian, atheist, or dick. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Mormons!

http://www.religiouspeoplearefunny.com/image.axd?picture=2009%2F5%2Fmormon-holy-underwear.jpg

459

(116 replies, posted in Politics)

> Cobra Commander wrote:
> [...] and no I don't think it's really broken, and we could save a lot by throwing a few dozen million illegals back to Latin America <

  When did I say it was broken? If it was broken it wouldn't work at all. tongue

460

(18 replies, posted in General)

Why don't you talk to them like a human being?

  I did, they're cranks. This is a power trip for them. They're well know for shit stirring with a view to getting other people in trouble.
Funny how noone thinks to tell you these things untill after you're in, isn't it?

Isn't that why they changed the rules on you in the first place?

No, they changed the rules because "You don't have anything we want, all you've got is noodles and veg!"
Aww, am I trying to be healthy? Diddums.
__________

[B]Operation Overkill:[/B]

[B]Stage One:[/B]
  Buy box of cream cakes from cream cake shop around corner, [decided against contracting sexually transmitted disease first], masturbate into cream cakes.
  Buy Soreen, buy opaque lunchbox, buy googly-eyes, eat whole Soreen loaf, pass Soreen loaf in one huge lump into lunchbox, attach googly-eyes, close lunchbox, place in fridge.
  Only buy ingredients for making "beans of doom" and Gulin curry knowing that only I can eat AND digest these meals (and then only just)
  Say NOTHING.

[B]Stage Two:[/B]
  Buy tabletop-fridge/freezer for room.
  Buy lock for room.
  Somehow turn home PC (no internet connection) into security device using correct program together with cameras and microphones.
  Fill house with spy cameras (Only illegal in UK if there are under 16's or if I have to tresspass to place cameras) starting with Smoke Detectors.
  Keep using shared fridge to maintain any illusion.
  Gather evidence.

[B]Stage Three:[/B]
  Confrontation.
  Or, depending on what is caught on camera and microphone, I dob them in to the Police.

[B]All Stages:[/B]  Random poisonings, starting with laxatives and eyedrops, them moving onto more unpleasant things.
__________

  Anyone know what foods secretly copntain lots of Citric Acid?

461

(18 replies, posted in General)

I live in shared sheltered housing.
On moving in we agreed to share the food and shopping.
Then I got bollocked for not asking for permission to eat a solitary sausage roll.
It was 0330 in the morning so even if I had asked for permission I would have gotten a bollocking anyway, probably for "taking the piss, waking me up at this time just to ask for a sausage roll".
Now, after we established that we are no longer sharing, (because I don't have anything they want) someone is eating my food.
Guess who.
Any suggestions?
__________

I've already filled my shelf with some of those carnivore chicken bites, two of which have already been eaten.
I haven't told anyone that I fished them out of a bin.
And that those packs went out of date 13 days ago.

462

(116 replies, posted in Politics)

> Cobra Commander wrote:
> First off, we have a pretty good health care experience in USA too. <

  Pretty good, eh? Is that your way of saying average, satisfactory, could do better?

> We are serious about being a federal system, so the fact we don't have a NATIONAL health care plan doesn't mean we don't offer plenty of State and County assistance. <

  But the "assistance" system you use at the moment IS crippling your economy, yes? The bleeding does NEED to be stemmed, yes? What I'm getting at is that you do agree that there is a real problem with your healthcare system at the moment, yes?

463

(25 replies, posted in Politics)

So the 8 year old boy decided he wanted to be a girl when he was 6 years old. Naturally his parents are good, clever, well researched parents that are well aware of the fact that such things are very common among young children and so are not going to make any decisions or take any actions until the boy is much older and is therfore able to make such a decision properly, after serious consideration of any and all possible consequences of such an irreversible act.
Or that is what should have happened.
  What is going to happen is that the boy is going to get pumped full of drugs to delay puberty, then alter the course of puberty, and at no point is anyone going to check if the boy has any issues or check that this is not some kind of reaction to some long-supressed trauma.

  If he's so sure now then he'll still be sure when he's 18, yes?

464

(49 replies, posted in General)

"Mint" is slang for good.
Taken from the phrase "In mint condition", as in "fresh from the Mint", the Mint being where all our money is made. wink

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/bodyshock/episode-guide/series-18/episode-1

I wanted to be a girl once.
I also wanted to be a [] cat.
Idiot parents.

466

(49 replies, posted in General)

When my g/f is angry she doesn't talk to me, she calls it "the silent treatment".




I call it "peace and quiet".

467

(116 replies, posted in Politics)

>K for starters, America (unlike European nations) is fighting a war in Afghanistan,<
So are we...

>has a huge military to provide upkeep for, and has troops stationed throughout the world.<
So do we. Percentage wise we are fairly similar.

>Second, somewhere in our minds tells us (cant imagine why...) that paying 50-60% of your income to taxes is wrong and encumbersome. As proven throughout soviet russia and china, this kills motivation and slows down the economy in the long run.<
Which has what to do with the price of bacon? The USSR, the PRoC, and others of their ilk have what to do with the UK and its NHS.


>and yeah, following chris, the uk has universal health care and look how wonderful and "perfect" it is. Just to wait for a hip replacement takes upwards of 10 months.<
And you think this is the norm because...? You think we'd accept that level of utter failure on a regular basis why?

>Imagine... having to wait that long, unable to provide for a family or yourself reasonably.<
I agree that would suck, in America. Not exactly got a social welfare system to shout about have you?

>In america, we've proven to provide the best quality health care, but the costs are driven out of control and we can fix that. There are a number of ways, but strangely, people refuse to look at them and believe that a socialism-lookalike transformation is necessary. Interesting how much things have changed....<
For America nothing has changed, you can trust an outsider to tell you that.

468

(31 replies, posted in Politics)

> avogadro wrote:
> you just sound extremely arrogant, thinking you know whats best for the Italians better then the Italians do. <


  If the Italians knew what was best for the Italians they would not have voted for Berlusconi.

469

(49 replies, posted in General)

Every woman is sitting on a small fortune. wink

470

(45 replies, posted in General)

"seems like brits are obsessed with boobs. you see like models and sex symbols from UK and they're ugly, unfit girls, who have nice boobs, nothing else."

Come to Britain; Our women are nothing but tit. Our men are nothing but tits too.

471

(73 replies, posted in General)

> ..Nemeara.. wrote:

i also add:
(not entirly sure wether they havent been mentioned yet though, mebbe the strated of the trhread should list all of ours shos alphabetically:P)

carmen sandiego
knightrider
airwolf
mcgyver
the avengers (series, not cartoon)
are you being served
chef!
round the twist
seabert
wicki
captain caveman
banana man
superted
he-man
gummi bears
pirates of darth water
ghostbusters
swat cats
snorks
sharky and george
foofur
dino babies
rude dog
wuzzles
ducktales
beetlejuice
c.o.p.s. (cartoon)
bikermice from mars
x files
heatcliff
ALF
alvin and the chipmunks
muppet babies
the legend of prince valiant
bucky o'hare
King arthur and the knights of justice
hulk ( i think i ve seen 2 versions, old and new, lol)
thunderbirds
thunderlizards
swamp thing
Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
johnny quest
moonlightning
golden girls
the jetsons
saved by the bell , lol
Saber Rider <


I watched all of those the 1st time around big_smile

472

(5 replies, posted in Roleplay)

I've only just noticed this too... sad

473

(116 replies, posted in Politics)

" I personally would love to provide health care for every single American. I would love it if every single teenager could get completely free college tuition, thatd be wonderful. BUT, sadly, it cannot work in modern society and hampens others liberty in doing so.  "

  Works fine here. hmm

474

(73 replies, posted in General)

Terrahawks

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&resnum=0&q=terrahawks&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?hl=en&resnum=0&q=terrahawks&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=9gjPSrLWN8SJ4QaP3_iAAw&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBQQqwQwAA#

Pwnage

475

(585 replies, posted in Community)

Now if we can just get rid of Susan Boyle... Seriously, she's only famous for being ugly:
"OMG, that voice out of that face! OMG!"