figure out what food they target and begin injecting it with ex-lax

i was going to suggest rat poison(by eating rat poison, you get severe stomach cramps, worse then food poisoning... lolz, but only a little bit or you can kill em), but the ex-lax sounds like a safer and probably better idea.

go buy a small fridge for your room AND put a lock on it... well if u don't want to do that put one drop of eye drops on the food they eat... maybe 2 drops and they will vomit/diarea everywhere!!!lol... its tastless and oder less just remember that there is eye drops in it.... i shared a 4 bedroom house with 2 people in each room... and someone was eatin my food so thats what i did they thought that my food would give u the shits so they stopped and no one touched it

you could start by stealing their food, an eye for an eye makes the whole world bathe in tranquility after all the eye poking is over

  I did, they're cranks. This is a power trip for them. They're well know for shit stirring with a view to getting other people in trouble.
Funny how noone thinks to tell you these things untill after you're in, isn't it?

No, they changed the rules because "You don't have anything we want, all you've got is noodles and veg!"
Aww, am I trying to be healthy? Diddums.
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[B]Operation Overkill:[/B]

[B]Stage One:[/B]
  Buy box of cream cakes from cream cake shop around corner, [decided against contracting sexually transmitted disease first], masturbate into cream cakes.
  Buy Soreen, buy opaque lunchbox, buy googly-eyes, eat whole Soreen loaf, pass Soreen loaf in one huge lump into lunchbox, attach googly-eyes, close lunchbox, place in fridge.
  Only buy ingredients for making "beans of doom" and Gulin curry knowing that only I can eat AND digest these meals (and then only just)
  Say NOTHING.

[B]Stage Two:[/B]
  Buy tabletop-fridge/freezer for room.
  Buy lock for room.
  Somehow turn home PC (no internet connection) into security device using correct program together with cameras and microphones.
  Fill house with spy cameras (Only illegal in UK if there are under 16's or if I have to tresspass to place cameras) starting with Smoke Detectors.
  Keep using shared fridge to maintain any illusion.
  Gather evidence.

[B]Stage Three:[/B]
  Confrontation.
  Or, depending on what is caught on camera and microphone, I dob them in to the Police.

[B]All Stages:[/B]  Random poisonings, starting with laxatives and eyedrops, them moving onto more unpleasant things.
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  Anyone know what foods secretly copntain lots of Citric Acid?

hmm, too easy, I was asleep once and picked up the smoke immediately. Someone left a burner on and a plastic spice bottle fell on it and burned away :S

"I live in shared sheltered housing."

what the hell is a shared shelterd houseing anyways?

> Most (if not all) expiration dates are gimmicks.

Okay, but don't take offense when people don't drink your green milk

> TheBigOne wrote:
> "I live in shared sheltered housing."
what the hell is a shared shelterd houseing anyways? <

Homeless hostel.