3,551

(5 replies, posted in Politics)

For instance, last month "The Blaze" published

"The Blaze has been alerted to a fake explicit image apparently published in Hustler magazine depicting GBTV host and conservative commentator S.E. Cupp engaged in a sex act with what appears to be a penis in her mouth."

instead of Glenn Beck saying "You know what I saw in 'Hustler' last week?"

3,552

(5 replies, posted in Politics)

DESPERATE: UNSTABLE EU COUNTRIES CONSIDER SURRENDERING SOVEREIGNTY IN RETURN FOR GERMAN AID
Posted on June 6, 2012 at 2:43am by       Becket Adams Print

3,553

(56 replies, posted in Politics)

We Pwn

haha

> Simon wrote:

> > Why charge people extra for soda because SOME people are fat, Simon?

I can see how you think I meant that, but all I'm really saying is why fountain soda dollar per fl oz isn't constant for the different sized cups, like frozen yogurt stores.<

Once (ONCE) I bought a super soda from Jack in the Box on a hot day and drained all the soda out before I got back to the office.  I got a 12 oz can of soda from the office fridge and poured it onto the ice in the cup.

It filled it.

Soda vendors buy proprietary syrup from Pepsico or Coke.  Then they blend it to their ratio of soda water of their choice, and offer you lots of ice.  They haf vays of making up the cost of the soda before it gets to you.  You're gonna pay $x for a soda-sale, so, they can make nickels out fo that by serving you less soda, weaker soda, and icier soda.

Fro Yo, it's just fro yo.  It has to be left alone.  You serve yourself and lets face it you don't take a knife and level off the cup when you do that.  If they could cut the fro yo with milk and put it on ice for you, yeah it'd be priced like a soda

3,556

(4 replies, posted in Politics)

dime a dozen, they can take their pick, work them like dogs and if any survive, kick them out and hire more newbies

3,557

(30 replies, posted in General)

i'd say no

3,558

(4 replies, posted in Politics)

LIES

we're much fatter

Um technically it's all there, we just amend by codicil.  But we've rendered parts of the Articles void (direct election of Senators, and the Presidential succession) and then we even cancelled out an Amendment (prohibition repealed by another amendment)

that's the good old days I'm afraid.  In 1970s Congress passed a civil rights act guaranteeing the vote to 18 year olds in every state, and I think it was Montana that sued in the Supreme Court saying Congress can't pass laws telling states what to do, because states set up federal elections.  Supreme Court agreed that an amendment would be necessary if that's what America wanted.  Within 6 months both House and Senate passed and 3/5 of states ratified an amendment to give 18 year olds the vote in every state.

Now they'd just sue arguing that the 14th Amendment passed in 1867 guaranteed due process, so, of course 18 year olds got the vote, only nobody figured it out, and opposing the idea is bigotry and discrimination...

By the time you're thirsty, you're in trouble.

General liberty is raised in the Constitution:

IX Amendment:
        The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage     
        others retained by the people.

so yes, I can have photon torpedos

3,561

(5 replies, posted in Ideas)

baint seed it afore,  be new to you, matey

3,562

(26 replies, posted in Community)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/526290_374190749305153_331701934_n.jpg

3,563

(0 replies, posted in Ideas)

explode it on your own planet to destroy all population and buildings and reroll random stats for that world

if you try to use it on somebody else's planet an error message tells you you're talking about universal armageddon, you green-blooded inhuman monster

3,564

(20 replies, posted in Ideas)

be thinkin the pirate tag be right proper, matey

our govt recommends 7.6 Liters a day in hot weather

http://www.joshua.tree.national-park.com/hike.htm

3,566

(117 replies, posted in Politics)

oh here's one excuse

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556242_419224124774833_133154313381817_1349375_564725078_n.jpg

in a free market economy New York would shrink by half within a year.  It's been propped up by the feds since 1970s

AND it doesn't apply to fruity drinks, so if you want a fruit smoothie with tons of sugar, you can still get a 32 oz

3,569

(21 replies, posted in Politics)

i suggest being the candidate of popular rage against incumbents

this will help

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/547822_374526639280081_268330443233035_1008153_791740137_n.jpg

3,570

(52 replies, posted in General)

oh it's down behind the couch

3,571

(52 replies, posted in General)

wheres the USA

3,572

(14 replies, posted in General)

our parish coordinator is Filipino

he said people asked him to set up a Mass in Tagalog

he said he tells them "Why bother, you all speak English or Spanish.  All of you!"

3,573

(56 replies, posted in Politics)

ok frankenstein

3,574

(13 replies, posted in General)

para que?

3,575

(56 replies, posted in Politics)

Any you freaks think you can take me, just try looking me up in the phone book and coming after me.

I mean that's how I feel.

My dad Chris Sr. thinks differently but if he's such a baby he can take himself out of the phone book like I did