1 (edited by The Yell 05-Jun-2012 17:36:17)

Re: Genesis Torpedo

explode it on your own planet to destroy all population and buildings and reroll random stats for that world

if you try to use it on somebody else's planet an error message tells you you're talking about universal armageddon, you green-blooded inhuman monster

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.