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(12 replies, posted in General)

"Now I pass to DeJong, he'll *Shoryuken!*
ain't no doubt Hollands the undisputed
So what you uhh, wanna do is back on up
I'll tap that butt, use fisticuffs, trip and shove
Book a room in Rotterdam for the afterparty
Oranje mixes World Cup with black Dan karate
We rock rough and stuff with our groninger koek (hey!) (rock on wid ya bad self)"

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(117 replies, posted in Politics)

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2012/06/man_likely_sickened_by_plague.html


A man hospitalized in Bend is likely suffering from the plague, marking the fifth case in Oregon since 1995.

The unidentified man, who is in his 50s, fell ill several days after being bitten while trying to get a mouse away from a stray cat. The man is now being treated at St. Charles Medical Center-Bend, where he was listed in critical condition on Tuesday.

"This can be a serious illness," said Emilio DeBess,  Oregon's public health veterinarian. "But it is treatable with antibiotics, and it's also preventable."

The Black Death raged through Europe during the Middle Ages, killing about a third of the population. Today, the disease is rare, but the bacteria have never disappeared.

The man, who lives in rural Crook County, was bitten Saturday, June 2. He developed a fever a few days later. By Friday, June 8, he was so sick that he checked himself into St. Charles Medical Center-Redmond. He was later transferred to the larger facility in Bend.

Karen Yeargain,  communicable disease coordinator with Crook County Health Department, said lab tests are being done to confirm whether the man has the plague, but she said he is suffering from classic symptoms.

There's one bacterium that causes the disease -- Yersinia pestis -- but it can develop into three types of illnesses depending on how an individual's body reacts. Initially, the man had swollen lymph nodes -- a sign of bubonic plague -- but now he's showing signs of septicemic  plague, when the bacteria multiply in the bloodstream. Symptoms include abdominal pain, bleeding mouth, nose or rectum and dying tissue. The third type is pneumonic plague, which affects the lungs.

DeBess said it's not clear whether the man was bitten by the mouse or by the cat. The feline died, and its body has been sent to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for testing. The cat was abandoned in the man's neighborhood about six years ago and stuck around. Yeargain said the man and his family had a lot of contact with it. He was bitten on the hand.

"Taking a mouse out of a cat's mouth is probably not a good idea," DeBess said.

Plague bacteria are carried by fleas, which typically infest rodents. People can become infected through flea bites or through contact with an infected animal. Some animals, including dogs, that have been exposed to the bacteria carry antibodies but do not get the plague and are not infectious.

DeBess said Oregon has a record of plague cases dating to 1934, with about a case a year and some periods when no cases appear. The prevalence of the disease depends in part on the weather and food supplies. When rodents flourish, so do fleas. That increases the likelihood of infection.

A total of four people in Oregon died from the plague since 1934, DeBess said.

The four people sickened in the past 17 years

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(20 replies, posted in Community)

i read the title and I went looking for baby clothes

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(12 replies, posted in General)

"Not far from us in the West, there is a small country,
I always, when I was there, quite convincingly found.
A country with ancient windmills and friendly small towns,
with Bami, custard, Frikandeln and fried croquettes. In Edam get updated very often the cheese and in Amsterdam the canals, I stand blue, white and red on Fraunhofer in wooden shoes and costumes, I'm happy to swim and I remain also like to camp, so they are great neighbors, and yet we are worlds apart. I love Super Skunk and I love sauce special . But one thing come which I am mega nationally. It came over the years and now it sits quite firmly. Solangs to football goes, I hate Holland like the plague. degrees at major Turniern shall be not geniern it. can pass through it What worse when we lose a against? We both ham Rudi ours, we ham its never spat on, a good German thinks European, except when he kick kuckt. I love Super Skunk and I love sauce special. But one thing come which I am mega nationally. It came over the years and now it is stuck pretty much. Solangs to football goes, I hate Holland like the plague. I know you're there smarter, you're not a redneck, always relaxed, even wenns a zero for the The Netherlands stands. Who gets upset because football is a poor idiot. fuck yourself, if I see Oranje, I see now sometimes red. I love Super Skunk and I love sauce special. But one thing come which I am mega nationally. It was over the years and now it is stuck pretty much. Solangs to football goes, I hate Holland like the plague. Solangs comes to football, I hate Holland like the plague. Goodbye Orange, i wish you a lot more luck in the next tournament!"

Hrm if we'd had Google Translate in the 1800s, WWI would have broken out in 1906 and lasted til 1925

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(21 replies, posted in Politics)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/560321_478990178793217_1881901228_n.jpg

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(12 replies, posted in General)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/527787_447515778600578_682269795_n.jpg

3,457

(9 replies, posted in General)

Alundra's that insane female laugh that shuts up the bar for a second

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(6 replies, posted in Politics)

That prosecutor is going crazy.

Our Sublime Supreme Court ruled in the 80s that lying to judges was not perjury if it doesn't matter.

It is against the Constitution to make bail a punishment.  You can deny bail for things like murder where the defendant is going to go over the hill...BUT if you allow bail it must be reasonable.

Zimmerman deceived the judge...
Zimmerman got low bail...
Zimmerman was out with more money than the bail judge would have liked... $150,000 more
Zimmerman didn't run to Cuba...
Zimmerman came back when called...
Zimmerman went back to jail.

So, what's the big deal? I think that's what a judge is going to ask in the perjury case.

If the Missus says "Yeah but I don't think I had to tell you cause that's not his escape money that's his trial money so I don't have to tell you so you can burn it for bail" then I think she walks.  Cause even IF the judge found out and raised Z's bail, same result.

Lemme clarify -- if it werne't bail, but compensation like child support or debt payment, yeah he's screwed.  But the thing about bail is that it ain't confiscatory or punitive.  The judge is barred by the US Constitution from saying "well I guess bail of $50,000 is ok for your crime WHAT YOU HAVE MORE MONEY???GIMME"

3,459

(26 replies, posted in Politics)

STAY STRONG BROTHERS AND SISTERS

America sends our best good vibes!!1!


KOOMBAYA MY LORD
KOOMBAYA

3,460

(37 replies, posted in General)

play goalie

3,461

(8 replies, posted in General)

I've been playing the same game of Civilization II for almost 10 years. This is the result. (self.gaming)
submitted 10 hours ago* by Lycerius
http://imgur.com/a/rAnZs
I've been playing the same game of Civ II for 10 years. Though long outdated, I grew fascinated with this particular game because by the time Civ III was released, I was already well into the distant future. I then thought that it might be interesting to see just how far into the future I could get and see what the ramifications would be. Naturally I play other games and have a life, but I often return to this game when I'm not doing anything and carry on. The results are as follows.
The world is a hellish nightmare of suffering and devastation.
There are 3 remaining super nations in the year 3991 A.D, each competing for the scant resources left on the planet after dozens of nuclear wars have rendered vast swaths of the world uninhabitable wastelands.
-The ice caps have melted over 20 times (somehow) due primarily to the many nuclear wars. As a result, every inch of land in the world that isn't a mountain is inundated swamp land, useless to farming. Most of which is irradiated anyway.
-As a result, big cities are a thing of the distant past. Roughly 90% of the worlds population (at it's peak 2000 years ago) has died either from nuclear annihilation or famine caused by the global warming that has left absolutely zero arable land to farm. Engineers (late game worker units) are always busy continuously building roads so that new armies can reach the front lines. Roads that are destroyed the very next turn when the enemy goes. So there isn't any time to clear swamps or clean up the nuclear fallout.
-Only 3 super massive nations are left. The Celts (me), The Vikings, And the Americans. Between the three of us, we have conquered all the other nations that have ever existed and assimilated them into our respective empires.
-You've heard of the 100 year war? Try the 1700 year war. The three remaining nations have been locked in an eternal death struggle for almost 2000 years. Peace seems to be impossible. Every time a cease fire is signed, the Vikings will surprise attack me or the Americans the very next turn, often with nuclear weapons. Even when the U.N forces a peace treaty. So I can only assume that peace will come only when they're wiped out. It is this that perpetuates the war ad infinitum. Have any of you old Civ II players out there ever had this problem in the post-late game?
-Because of SDI, ICBMS are usually only used against armies outside of cities. Instead, cities are constantly attacked by spies who plant nuclear devices which then detonate (something I greatly miss from later civ games). Usually the down side to this is that every nation in the world declares war on you. But this is already the case so its no longer a deterrent to anyone. My self included.
-The only governments left are two theocracies and myself, a communist state. I wanted to stay a democracy, but the Senate would always over-rule me when I wanted to declare war before the Vikings did. This would delay my attack and render my turn and often my plans useless. And of course the Vikings would then break the cease fire like clockwork the very next turn. Something I also miss in later civ games is a little internal politics. Anyway, I was forced to do away with democracy roughly a thousand years ago because it was endangering my empire. But of course the people hate me now and every few years since then, there are massive guerrilla (late game barbarians) uprisings in the heart of my empire that I have to deal with which saps resources from the war effort.
-The military stalemate is air tight. The post-late game in civ II is perfectly balanced because all remaining nations already have all the technologies so there is no advantage. And there are so many units at once on the map that you could lose 20 tank units and not have your lines dented because you have a constant stream moving to the front. This also means that cities are not only tiny towns full of starving people, but that you can never improve the city. "So you want a granary so you can eat? Sorry; I have to build another tank instead. Maybe next time."
-My goal for the next few years is to try and end the war and thus use the engineers to clear swamps and fallout so that farming may resume. I want to rebuild the world. But I'm not sure how. If any of you old Civ II players have any advice, I'm listening.
Edit: -Wow guys. Thanks for all your support. I had no idea this post would get this kind of response. -I'll be sure to keep you guys updated on my efforts. Whether here on Reddit, or a blog, or both. -Turns out a whole subreddit has been dedicated to ending this war. It's at /r/theeternalwar

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/uxpil/ive_been_playing_the_same_game_of_civilization_ii/

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(16 replies, posted in Politics)

they can always employ 1/3 of Europe as customs agents, another 3rd as lawyers suing about customs enforcement and the last 3rd will smuggle

being Europe smugglers will be assigned quotas and routes

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(49 replies, posted in General)

they all went down to amsterdam
they all went down to amsterdam
amster amster
dam dam dam
amster amster
dam dam dam
they all went down to amsterdam

3,464

(17 replies, posted in Politics)

yikes  so true

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(16 replies, posted in Politics)

BRUSSELS (AP)

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(107 replies, posted in Politics)

i'm going to Houm for some peace and quiet

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(37 replies, posted in General)

that's treason against the Fuhrer!!!

3,468

(17 replies, posted in Politics)

if each of us steals only what we can carry in our hands, it will fight obesity, pollution and litter
also inflation

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(107 replies, posted in Politics)

storming out of the conference....you really have gone native

3,470

(107 replies, posted in Politics)

"somebody will exchange dogs"

One of the ways the Feds nailed Henry Hill was taping his phone and getting hours of conversations like that, offering to trade dogs and golf clubs for opals.  They said they put business experts on to say the value of the items discussed has no bearing on the usual value of the items in the marketplace.  So it must be a code.  And who bothers to talk in code on the phone?

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(107 replies, posted in Politics)

somebody will meet and exchange dogs

3,472

(107 replies, posted in Politics)

...i'm looking forward to a Happy Ending... problem-free...blue skies and zippity doo dah

3,473

(107 replies, posted in Politics)

...the Eastern Hemisphere could be a problem to us... -.-

3,474

(10 replies, posted in General)

you weren't raised American and probably haven't heard "no I in team" since age 4 tongue

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(10 replies, posted in General)

"there is no "i" in "team"...