yeah if we die of cancer within a year of diagnosis that would be much simpler

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The planet Neptune

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??!

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"Mr. Belvedere As A Young Man"

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challenge accepted

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/575107_328807480528516_1150818117_n.jpg

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Seriously I don't know

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ooo good comeback

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what can men do against such reckless H8

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will be first EU Minister of Silly Walks

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There Was A Third Page

oh wait not this thread

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MR. LERNER: Me again. On the DREAM Act that you mentioned before, and this is like a statement from New York City: Mr. President, I am an undocumented law graduate from New York City. I'm just writing to say that your message that you do not have a dance partner is not a message of hope. A real dancer goes out on the dance floor and picks out his or her dance partner. You're just waiting. You have the facts, numbers, dollars and votes on the side of granting administrative relief for DREAMers. We are doing our part. It is time to do yours, Mr. President.

THE PRESIDENT: I just have to continue to say this notion that somehow I can just change the laws unilaterally is just not true. We are doing everything we can administratively. But the fact of the matter is there are laws on the books that I have to enforce. And I think there's been a great disservice done to the cause of getting the DREAM Act passed and getting comprehensive immigration passed by perpetrating the notion that somehow, by myself, I can go and do these things. It's just not true.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2011/09/obama_on_dream_act_cant_just_c.html

THAT was THEN...

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http://blogs.ajc.com/jamie-dupree-washington-insider/2012/06/15/obama-makes-big-change-on-immigration-policy/

Some lawbreakers are too small fry to bother with, and the President knows who they are, and Congress can suck a lemon.

Ah Tricky Dick, you were ahead of your time!

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Haldeman:

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Riiiiighht.  Keep raping that chicken.

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I demand a Unisexual Studies Department to answer that

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hmm I think I will come out of the closet as a unisexual

we have faced centuries of oppression that can only end when we fight back

the dignity of unisexuals is proved by two unescapable facts

1. I say that's my sex
2. you can't argue about what I say is my sex

I demand equal rights

I demand an end to discrimination

I demand lower taxes, lower insurance rates and child support for the family I would have had expect I have the fun of being asexual

I now open the thread to your bigotry

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MY brother says he's gay, but my only apology is "I'm sorry you're gay"

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...you're not convinced they carried out 9/11?

was in something insincere in their voice when they bragged about carrying out 9/11?

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Round One

Fight!!

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I like how they painted a red ball, and for 4000 years that was good enough, and then some philistines came along and said "what's so sacred about a red ball anyhow" and started painting their hands, probably humming jazz tunes and snapping their fingers to arythmic grunted poems

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we can still kill our way out of those mistakes.

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WASHINGTON (AP)

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1941: We can't use gas, Mr. President, because the Axis will just retaliate and the end result will be zero advantage to either side and triple casualties.

1961: We can't  use gas, Mr. President, because the Commies would just retaliate and end result will be zero advantage to either side and triple casualties.  Also NATO would probably bail on us rather than suffer Russian gas bombs because we used them in Nam.

1991:  We can't use gas, Mr. President, because the UN will bail on us and we need an ace-in-the-hole to stop Saddam from using his.

2001: We can't use gas, Mr. President, because that would be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAANNNNN....

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the crying room for St. Paul's Cathedral

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I didn't, there's this squishy RINO attackObama site, and since its run by comic book geek-wingnuts, they thought this was headline news.