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Re: Chris needs a wife!

Ok so here we need to play matchmaker for Chris.

He will want to marry a Catholic I suspect, or at least Christian.

He is very politically to the Right so we need a good Republican.

Next Chris has an appetite so she should have cooking skills.

Chris is in a promising job field if he can survive the next year, though he is in demand (I would even hire him if he has no job and was willing to relocate).

He lives in California so that should be a consideration.

He really could use this, so let's all try to help him out.



P.S. he does not yet know I am doing this so keep it secret!

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

This is about as poorly kept a secret as the Israeli nuclear program.

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

i hear TU is looking
doesnt meet any of the qualifications though, is that a problem?

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

Damn that Laura Ingraham is hot tongue

- HUMI FOR MOD!!!

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

MY brother says he's gay, but my only apology is "I'm sorry you're gay"

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

hmm I think I will come out of the closet as a unisexual

we have faced centuries of oppression that can only end when we fight back

the dignity of unisexuals is proved by two unescapable facts

1. I say that's my sex
2. you can't argue about what I say is my sex

I demand equal rights

I demand an end to discrimination

I demand lower taxes, lower insurance rates and child support for the family I would have had expect I have the fun of being asexual

I now open the thread to your bigotry

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

so is that a yes or a no for TU?

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I demand a Unisexual Studies Department to answer that

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Well uni is short for universal, so that means anything goes amirite?

Your study is complete, go enjoy your marriage with TU.

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

Uni could also mean one, like a unicycle!

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what can men do against such reckless H8

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Ride out and meet them!

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ooo good comeback

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

I can't help him get a wife, but I can help him with an escort.

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I think we need to consider nuns as well.

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

How about Ann Coulter?

The inmates are running the asylum

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I think she is married already.

Currently US law prohibits bigamy.

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

too fat

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

just buy one of those lifelike sex dolls that cost 6k or so

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

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Re: Chris needs a wife!

> Darkmatt wrote:

> @yell: E.coli (the friendly bacteria that live in your gut) thats nice and stream line and you can have sex via tubes wink


He said he wants a wife - ergo no sex.  If he wanted sex he would of said he wanted a girlfriend hmm

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I went to my Knights of Columbus awards dinner

people there were taking my photo in my tux, said he would post it on FB and that I could marry a female bikini clad Tijuana bartender like his friend did

X(

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