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seriously this dude should be deported who teh frak pees on in a pool

"Just your Friday dose of gross

Johnny Carson once told this one

There was a small midwest town with a Civil War cannon on a block in front of the courthouse.  The local town simpleton was paid $1 a day to go polish it.  He did that every day for 20 years.  Then one day he went to the mayor and said, "I quit"

The mayor asked, "You quit? What are you going to do, you only polished a cannon all your life"

The simpleton said "Well I been saving up.  I bought my own cannon and I'm going into business for myself"

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Barack Obama apparently slapped his forehead and hollered "THAT'S MY STIMULUS"

" As of July 2012, the club is number one in Forbes magazine's annual ranking of the world's 50 most valuable sports teams, valued at $2.23 billion."

textbook example of the difference between price, and value.

If we want to sponsor rioting and arson we can just buy out Insane Clown Posse and grant pardons to their fans if they're still standing at dawn the day after the concert

yeah

well now its $2.63 billion, thanks to UNCLE SUCKER  X(

*  the initials for United States are of course U.S.
Thomas Nash drew cartoons showing the U.S. as a gaunt old guy with a goatee and "U.S." on his coat
people said it stood for "Uncle Sam"

"Uncle Sucker" is a spoof of that to indicate the extreme gullibility of our government

it doesn't mean incestous sodomy

don't [] me bro

> xeno syndicated wrote:

> Might be cheaper to the American taxpayer to just buy Manchester United; then they can put the US flag on their jerseys.<<<

our flag has flown over many great things, and many shameful things

God prevent it from flying over Manchester United

/shudders

now learns that when somebody asks if he wants to play gestapo, whatever answer he gives that person yells "LIAR" and then slaps him, and then asks again if he wants to play gestapo

YOU LIE

they paid back the bailout!!!! *

* stimulus money was given to them to do that

SOURCE: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/02/business/02gret.html

pps no I am not calling xeno a liar, just colorfully and sarcastically repeating the SPIN handed us by our overlords

Matthew Coutts, CTV Toronto
Published Wednesday, Aug. 1, 2012 10:49AM EDT
Last Updated Wednesday, Aug. 1, 2012 10:53PM EDT
A group of seven protesters from Hamilton, Ont. are suing Toronto police for $1.4 million, claiming they were unfairly profiled, arrested and mistreated during the G20 summit.
Lawyer Davin Charney served the Toronto Police Service with a 44-page statement of claim on Wednesday, outlining a litany of allegations against the police force.
The lawsuit claims his clients were arrested without reason, held for more than 24 hours in a detention centre and, in some cases, sexually assaulted, before they were released without charges.
Charney said Toronto police unfairly profiled his clients, and arrested them because they appeared to be protesters based on their clothing and physical features, which included women with hairy legs.

/me dejongs RisingDown

/me argues the yellow card

> Wild Flower Soul wrote:

>  It's probably because I live in a region that's part of a country that's part of a union and all of them are struggling to find a clear identity..<<

try chanting "E-U Baby" to that "Ice Ice Baby" refrain

it helps if you have some beer

> Mister Spock wrote:

> As far as I'm concerned this thread is an obvious implied continuation of the previous one.

I don't have much more to say on the matter--maybe she's legit--but it should die naturally, not because some child with moderation authority decided 1 troll's post warranted closing it for being off-topic.

I was just raising questions. I explained why these questions were based in large part on China's authoritarian regime. That she had been training in Australia (and vanished for the past 6 months) doesn't magically negate all of my questions and put the thread's subject matter to rest.

Nor does 1 troll's post. Trolls' posts should be deleted. Other people's threads should not be closed. That doesn't even make any sense.
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but since your topical content was implicit in the original post and you have not added to it, merely reiterated, you are like the drunk who responds to a slammed front door by opening the door and saying "HEY I WASNT FINISHED"