2,601

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

the guy who introduces mitt should bow midhandshake like Obama to the emperor of japan

2,602

(3 replies, posted in Politics)

They should have a windowbox setup with a nightvision camera into Clinton's dressing room like Real World or Big Brother, would boost ratings

ofc would have to be on cable only

maybe PPV

2,603

(27 replies, posted in Community)

inigo montoya is a good name for an instrument of vengeance

2,604

(22 replies, posted in Politics)

Meanwhile they're passing rule changes declaring it the Holy Roman Republican Empire and declaring state primaries will be replaced with the opportunity to "Like" the PAC-anointed nominees

2,605

(37 replies, posted in Politics)

in my day we bludgeoned all opposition! Not like today when you can open a topic to bitch about modding...slam it til it bounces I say!!!

2,606

(11 replies, posted in Community)

think this is him

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/08/real-life-robinson-crusoe-living-on-australian-island-for-20-years-faces-eviction/

2,607

(27 replies, posted in Community)

just so long as in 2025 some spanish kid shows up threatening vengeance to those who NAP'd his father

2,608

(9 replies, posted in Politics)

all our problems can be solved with a 30 year civil war
just look at ethiopia
they're so well off they're going to invade somalia because it destabilizes the region

2,609

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

if you're english where's the nude photos of you playing billiards

2,610

(10 replies, posted in Politics)

what a pussy

you used cash
in sequential numbers
with smearing ink

you're going to sit in a cell dumbass.

2,611

(2,141 replies, posted in General)

its a porch flag indicating 3 children of the house are serving overseas and one was killed

who are somer and desouza

ick if you can't link to the comic then you can't have them be an answer to trivia!

2,612

(698 replies, posted in General)

caused a plane crash when he had a skywriter do "Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie ay Snoop Dogg is in the happysmiley house"

2,613

(698 replies, posted in General)

has me trying to photoshop my avatar

2,614

(698 replies, posted in General)

makes eye contact with the help

2,615

(7 replies, posted in Politics)

if Brevik's right he'll be shot by the ayatollahs within 30 years


in 1949 Norway was so gung ho to execute Nazis that it sentenced them to die on the theory that they violated laws that WOULD HAVE BEEN PASSED if the Nazis hadn't invaded. And then they convicted them and shot them.

If in 60 years you are so soft that shooting 77 kids in broad daylight gets life with parole, I have no confidence your government will not further decline to the point where he can get out.  Your fellow Europeans across the water let the Lockerbie bomber out.

2,616

(9 replies, posted in Politics)

many firefighters and cops get out at 50.

in CA that's also state govt workers, of whom there are about 250,000.
and their pension is based on their highest pay.
and if they carry sick days and vacation days over they can cash them out at their highest level even if they're carried from their first year.
and then they can earn their pension and get hired as consultant for full salary too.

that's the highest level, the current newbs get screwed by 13% furloughs

2,617

(38 replies, posted in General)

IC < sex and that's what has numbers down

2,618

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

he invented Lanceonium

2,619

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

What did Lance use?

How come nobody else uses it?

If they're using it why aren't they winning like Lance?

2,620

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

MEANWHILE Lance Armstrong raves in his subterranean laboratory!

"FOOLS! My SuperCycler Serum* was foolproof! But they still banned me!"

next panel he's grinning and mixing beakers and he says "My next invention won't be so NICE!" 

and then he's pouring some purple gunk into what looks like a diving suit with rockets and he says "not even SUPERMAN can stop me now! HA HA HA!!"


* see issue 278

2,621

(12 replies, posted in Politics)

give me the money and I'll fix your money problems

2,622

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

Carlos Hathcock

2,623

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

great our taxes funded this crap

2,624

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

it's funny how cycling caught out all the other guys using drugs, and how none of them won back to back Tour de France races, and how everybody just kind of locked ranks to help Lance Armstrong win 7, and then didn't come together to help anybody else since.  I guess Lance Armstrong was a really nice guy and they liked him.  Or, maybe Lance sucked all the money out of cycling, and so there wasn't any point creating another multiple champion in a lab.

2,625

(45 replies, posted in Politics)

yup