Topic: Screw Lifetime, I want my InsaneSpaceRobotTV

Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz
by Claudine Zap
24 hours ago

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Don't be alarmed. High above your heads, a zombie satellite is on the loose. OK, actually, it won't really be a bother to us earthlings. Or at least to most of us. (More on that later.) But the rogue communications satellite is wreaking havoc in Earth's orbit and does threaten to interfere with signals coming from other satellites. Here's the backstory...

The communications satellite named Galaxy 15 lost contact with ground control after a solar flare probably fried its brain. As a story from the Christian Science Monitor reports, attempts from Earth to contact the satellite have been unsuccessful. But instead of just dying and drifting off, the satellite has continued to orbit the Earth, even though it refuses to receive instructions from its owner, Intelsat.

For the science nerds out there: The satellite is still on, with its "C-band telecommunications payload still functioning even as it has left its assigned orbital slot of 133 degrees west longitude 36,000 kilometers over the equator." Translation: Not good.

What's confounding scientists is that even though the satellite is toast, it continues to operate at full power, but with nobody telling it what to do. Why on earth we should care: The "zombiesat" (as its known in space talk) could steal a working sat signal, and interrupt programming for its customers. Yes, that means our television programs. The horror. As the blog Boing Boing points out, Galaxy 15 was one of the satellites that carried the Syfy channel's signal. And now it's met an end good enough to be its own Syfy show.

The Galaxy 15 is on course to mess with an SES satellite that transmits to Luxembourg. If it's any consolation to the good people of Luxembourg, officials are calling the situation "unprecedented."

The undead satellite has caused searches for "galaxy 15 satellite" to rise an astronomical 10,300% in the last week. Searches were also out of this world for "nasa satellite imagery," "satellite photo," and "nasa satellites." It's also caused people to wonder "how many satellites are in space." Not enough to bump into each other. Yet.

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93656?fp=1

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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Re: Screw Lifetime, I want my InsaneSpaceRobotTV

It's okay. They're filming new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, but with a bigger budget on a real satellite this time. I can't wait for the new season! Totally worth the wait.

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Re: Screw Lifetime, I want my InsaneSpaceRobotTV

No ping pong games in space yet... but decent entertainment as Europe loses cable tv for a few weeks, muwahahaha

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4 (edited by Wild Flower Soul 12-May-2010 10:01:37)

Re: Screw Lifetime, I want my InsaneSpaceRobotTV

Yes Flint, the entire continent depends on a single satellite..

"The Galaxy 15 is on course to mess with an SES satellite that transmits to Luxembourg"

Europe isn't large, but it's defenatly larger than Luxembourg. It doesn't even affect us, and we're their neighbours and often share things (like our pre-euro currency, train network etc.)..

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Re: Screw Lifetime, I want my InsaneSpaceRobotTV

Nonsense. Learn geography, Wild Flour Sole! The tiny island country of Europe could is barely 5% the size of the continent of Luxembourg. haha newb!

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Re: Screw Lifetime, I want my InsaneSpaceRobotTV

I feel that over the course of this satellite broadcasting syfy b-movies, it has achieved sentience and is now plotting to take down our communications grid one by one until all our (communication) base r belong to us.

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Re: Screw Lifetime, I want my InsaneSpaceRobotTV

damn it didnt broadcast insane alien rants

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The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.