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Topic: UK Election

Watching the numbers roll in on BBC One...
...It's like good news/bad news, only there's no good news.

Either Labour will just scrape through, or there'll be a hung parliament.
What happened to all the Lib Dem noise everyone was making?

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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Re: UK Election

All the people turned away is a bit of a scandal so far.  But seriously, waiting til 9pm to go vote? Sheesh

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Labour will scrape through?

Are you high?

Currently Conservatives are beating them with a pogo stick.

If anything, Cons will have the majority, but probably hung.

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Re: UK Election

yes

it is true sad

us conservative types are hung

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I have a few conservatives hanging in my basement now that you mention it.

Quack.

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a clear repudiation of the Standing at the Back Stupidly Looking Stupid Party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU

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Conservatives need a majority of 326 to win.

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cons be looking for an alliance it seems.

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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I'd call it the Common United Kingdom Cooperative Union - CUKCU

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Wasn't Hitler in the labor party?

lol jp...

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Time for Cameron to start speaking dressed as Guy Fawkes

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Ooh does that mean we can throw him on the bonfire next November? Goody big_smile

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yikes George Galloway is out!

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Googled Galloway, That guy is a nut!

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It's a Hung Parliament, so there's still some hope.
Mr Brown is refusing to leave until there's an actual majority to replace his current Labour Government (good lad!).
The Conservatives are trying to do a deal with the Liberal Democrats, over the next 24 hours apparently.
Labour seems to want to do the same.

Lib Dems need to think carefully.

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Lib Dems won't form a coalition with Labour as long as Brown's leading them (least that's what I make of what I've read).  I do so hope they don't sacrifice their morals (and potentially their souls) by throwing their lot in with the Conservatives.  Would be nice to see all the minority parties make their own coalition (BNP excluded) though.

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BNP is the soul of CUKCU!!

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Reanimate Thatcher and put her back please. So much better than any others over there...

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i vote for whoever brings back primae noctis

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

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What the hell do you mean 'reanimate' Flint? She's still alive and kicking (and refusing to speak on the hung parliament out of respect for the Queen)

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I mean put life back into her, make her her old self again, get her to the top and make her have emergency powers to squash your socialism.

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I'd sooner bury her under a few tonnes of concrete...

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Re: UK Election

naw make her Lord Protector, that's what she's always wanted

all she'd do is nap through debate and just yell "Balls!!" every now and then

you could use her for a month or so, just long enough to teach Putin not to snub the Prince of Wales

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It

The inmates are running the asylum

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More pandering, vote buyoffs and socialist programs is what I predict.

Oh and debt. Kiss that AAA rating goodbye.


I wish somehow you could realize paying a man and woman more money than salary working people get just for having endless kids is a bad idea. But those votes are needed for your party, so won't happen.

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