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Re: Why English Is Confusing

If your family came out of Mexico, you're a

MEXICAN

if that makes you vote Democrat, you're a

LATINO

if your pissed about it you're a

CHICANO

if you make >$75,000 a year you're a

HISPANIC

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

The Ground Floor should be at road level.

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

Yes, ground floor.

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

you all should be thrown from a first-floor window

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

...um...
...erm...
...uh...
(o.O)

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

This forum got gay.

Siri! How long till Cookies ready? mad

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

Oh yeah?

(>^(>0_0)>

Who's gay now?

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

Ricky Martin, apparently..

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since he actually persuaded a woman to bear his child I consider him a bisexual in denial

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

...what does that make Michael Jackson?

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

the surprise doom meted out in the Twilight Zone

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

"there are more americans then british, majority rules"

By that logic, the Chinese win.
And they're commies! So they can't win! yikes

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Anyone who dressed like that in the public school I went to would have been asked to change or be suspended.

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All i have to say is, there is a reason we are called GREAT Britain.  Although technically Americas first language was very nearly German. Just shows how we beat them again...

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

> The Empire Of Kane wrote:

> All i have to say is, there is a reason we are called GREAT Britain.<<

same reason you're known as Perfidious Albion

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Btw Religion has nothing to do with this. The crusades might have been waged under a religious banner, but our empire was more based on our military strength, colonization and overall awesomeness!

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And theirs was based on maths, astronomy, science, reason, logic....
...talk about vice versa.

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/kvbenton/entry/why_english_is/


dude! english tongue

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Re: Why English Is Confusing

Yes but we colonized America, Australia, and had the largest Empire for generations tongue

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