Bush was a failure of a President. He spent to much money, he was to stupid, and he made a mess of foreign affairs.

The Democrats said they could do four times better than Bush. They were right!

Obama has spent 4 times as much, is 4 times more stupid, and has made 4 times more a mess out of our foreign relations.

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Obama was walking down the boardwalk, he saw a loose nail. He ordered a team to discover the material the nail was made from, a team to evaluate the condition of the nail, a team to negotiate with the nail, and a team to discover who put the nail there in the first place.

Sarah Palin found a loose nail, she hammered it in again.

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Obama wants to buy his wife roses for mothers day, so he sets out to a store. The store charges him $59 for a single rose. "But I want a dozen" says Obama.

"Sorry Mr. President we have only one rose left, it has been a bad year."

"What happened man, why the bad year?"

"They need roses for the funerals resulting from the death panels"

"Odd" says Obama, "I thought we reinstated the death tax and made it to expensive to die...."

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Obama joined an Olympic team, and was awarded Gold in all sports 'because everyone expects him to do well'.

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There is a tradition for the right and left arguments. We are always right and they get left behind.

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Obama is on his deathbed. He asks for one last thing.

The preacher leans close and asks how he can help.

Obama says, can I just give the cliff notes on my death bed confession? I only have a week left...

And these are all original's of mine!