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Re: Gamers that pee you off

Rush Rush Rush

You may be a Kasparov, a modern Tzun Tzu, a Stormin' Norman Schwartzkov of the RTS world, you may have command of a strategical genious that would have assurred world domination to any army in history, but right here, right now, you are a 60 second n00b about to be crushed by yet another Zergling Rush.

This player may have all of the skill they claim to have, and maybe they're just a loudmouthed twat like you say they are, but in the end you will never know because the only strategy they ever use is the one that they have pared down to the nanosecond so that they can have a full offensive force in the time it takes you to construct five drones, a barracks and a bunker.

Time to Beat: If you can somehow survive the Rush, however long it takes you to make your first attack... IF you survive.

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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27 Reply by Wild Flower Soul (edited by Wild Flower Soul 02-May-2008 17:04:07)

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Yeah, Zerging sucks, but usually, you're able to stop those with a small group of superior units..

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Sophisticate

The man so caught up in the ROMANCE of the Space Marines, that he actually resents my kicking his ass with a Zerg Rush before he can finish his game of SimMarine and go fight.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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29 Reply by .:]FfT[:. ~Triqster~ (edited by .:]FfT[:. ~Triqster~ 02-May-2008 19:47:34)

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ZERG RUSH- kekekekkekekekekkekekekekeke
And DUtch|Wing- Sorry I dont

Can you take the Chocolate Rain

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also surprised nobody has mentioned The AFK Player
dunno why people would join a game and leave their keyboard/controller and just leave their player or whatever sitting there.... puts that whole team at a huge disadvantage... and its annoying to your whole team but usually loved by the other team

Whea!

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Metw2 Ftw

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.
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"That's why I like RTSs.. They can't beat you with that random button smashing there"

lol, no they beat you with superfast button mashing

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artic....

just because hes a noob

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the arrogant prick

the dude who launches an assault on a critical, irreplacable win or lose building in your base then starts instisting you resign from the game "because otherwise it would take too long" after he notices you launched the same type of assault on him a couple seconds later

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Counterstrike ftw!

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Turtling ftw.

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