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Topic: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

this is for all you nerds out there that cant score a woman!!


1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

Counterstrike has got her self quite the catch. smile

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

now i understand what i've been doing wrong

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

big_smile

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

c&p'd from the facebook group?

<Mizzle> ive been in a jailcel for the first time of my life during this night lol
<Mizzle> new experience big_smile

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6 Reply by Listos (edited by Death 30-Mar-2010 13:28:30)

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

WAIT! I've been going about this all wrong! I shouldn't be humping KT, I should be shoving her! OF COURSE! IT'S SO SIMPLE!!!

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

@ #15 - tell her to go date a wrestler!

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

what s with wrestlers?

till the end of time..

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

they spit alot because they have to be a certain weight in order to wrestle in their desired weight class. So, in order to lose weight, they spit. Alot. Like, every 10-20 seconds. Yeah. It's crazy. The one's I knew carried water bottles around with them.

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

MADDOX anyone?

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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Re: 24 Ways to Win a Girl's Heart

Hmmm I think I'm dating a man then... Mine doesnt like this stuff...

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